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You're won der ful so faaaar and it's mooore than I'd hoooped for.

Post 1

what you know as km

Choral festival tomorrow. What fun.

We're the last group.

Last. You know what that means? We'll be really exhausted and bored and half asleep, and the judges won't care.

Not only that, but we need more rehearsal.

We have a rehearsal in the morning. Argh. That's going to be one hell of a miserable rehearsal. It's going to be haaaaaard.

I don't mind hard. But what a long day it is going to be. Rrrr. I'm so looking forward to it! except that I'm not looking forward to it at all.

I'll live. smiley - winkeye

*stops whining*


You're won der ful so faaaar and it's mooore than I'd hoooped for.

Post 2

an apple tree

whining strengthens the vocal muscles
keep it up the good work


You're won der ful so faaaar and it's mooore than I'd hoooped for.

Post 3

Classic Krissy

*falls over laughing*

Does giving people the finger strenghten finger muscles, 'cause my fingers have been feeling week lately.

*shoots a dirty look in sombody's direction*


You're won der ful so faaaar and it's mooore than I'd hoooped for.

Post 4

an apple tree

*draws up blueprints for Dirtylooks Gun*
*tucks blueprints into speedo boots*
*runs to get washing detergent*


You're won der ful so faaaar and it's mooore than I'd hoooped for.

Post 5

Classic Krissy

aaaaahhhhhhh!!!

*races after tree*

*trips and falls*

WAWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! *THOMP*

ow...ow....


You're won der ful so faaaar and it's mooore than I'd hoooped for.

Post 6

an apple tree

not to worry...we cin wash yer oop
(young ones on video at the moment...sorry)


You're won der ful so faaaar and it's mooore than I'd hoooped for.

Post 7

Classic Krissy

"Hey kids, stop snogging and pay attention to me. 'Cos if you're a wild-eyed loner standing at the gates of Oblivion, hitch a ride with us. 'Cos we're on the last freedom moped out of Nowhere City, and we haven't even told our parents what time we'll be back ! So put on your dancing trousers, and get down to the utter King of Rock and Roll, CLIFF RICHARD !!!" (jumps in the air)

Cliff: Got a roving eye and that is why she satisfies my soul
Young Ones: "'Fies my soul!
Vyv: Fies my soul ?!
Rik: Yes Vyvyan, it's raunchy!
Mike: Shut up guys!
All: (singing) I've got the one and only walking talking living doll!
Rick: OK daddy-io! Lay the next funky riff on me!
Mike: He means, "What happens now?" Cliff.
Cliff: The instrumental break. (twangy guitars)
Vyv: "Great, which instruments do you want us to break?"
"Guitar" (sound of guitar played very badly, followed by smashing noises)
"Piano" (same again)
"Violin" (blah blah)
"Didgeridoo"
Rick: "Vyvian's trousers" (ripping noises)
Vyv: "Rick's head" *thud*
Neil: "Yeah! Ah, ah, Neil's head!" *thud*
Vyv: Hey! Cliff's head!
All: "No! No! NO!"
Rick: (singing) Oh take a look at her hair, it's real.
Neil: If you don't believe what I say ...
Mike: ... just feel!
Rick: Fwooaaarggh!
Vyv: (loudly) GONNA LOCK HER UP IN A TRUNK!
Mike: So no big hunk ...
Cliff: ... can steal her away from me. (more twangy guitars)
Rick: "I still think locking girls up in a trunk is politically unsound."
Mike: "It's only a song, Rick."
Neil: "Well, I feel sorry for the elephants."
Cliff: Got myself a ...
Neil: ... crying ...
Vyv: ... talking ...
Mike: ... sleeping ...
Rick: ... walking ...
Young Ones: ... livin' doll!
Cliff: Livin' doll. Got to do my best to please her just cause she's a livin' doll.
Young Ones: Livin' doll!


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