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what you know as km Started conversation Jan 27, 2000
Today, for some reason, I'm really, really startled every time someone opens my door. Maybe it's the way they're opening it, I don't know. But I am. Every time.
So of course they've been opening my door like mad and causing me to choke on things.
I find it's doubly hard to cope with when I'm leaning close to the monitor trying to distinguish pixels from one another with my often uncooperative mouse in the graphics editor.
And trebly hard when the system has decided to hang for no visible reason despite megs and megs of available ram and just grinds away uselessly doing as little as slowly as it can.
And... no, that's all I was going to say. I just thought I'd complain for a moment, since I've had to restart the damned thing and I don't really want to take the picture program back out again right now.
*complains*
Ah. Much better.
*opens door*
beetle, return of Posted Jan 27, 2000
*walks in*
Um, can i borrow a cup of milk and a peice of bread, there is this great snow reciepe i wanted to try out.
*opens door*
beetle, return of Posted Jan 27, 2000
KM, if you bring a truck, i'll fill it up for you, we have no shortage of free snow here!
*opens door*
what you know as km Posted Jan 27, 2000
Whoa, whoa, are you telling me it's FREE?! Maaaaaaaan we're ALWAYS gettin cheated down here!
*opens door*
JJJHowqua Posted Jan 28, 2000
Oh, it's not free. There's a bit of tax on snow, you know. Down there in the bottom of your tax form, "Amount of Snow Recieved this year." You have to be careful about those things, you know. They're tricky.
But sshhhh! *whispers* I could probably give you this one cup under-the-table, like...
*opens door*
beetle, return of Posted Jan 28, 2000
Do you realize what you have here? This is pure snow!
*opens door*
Classic Krissy Posted Jan 28, 2000
*pointing down the mountain*
Just go that way...really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.
*opens door*
beetle, return of Posted Jan 29, 2000
*whoosh .......
......thud*
Um, can you find an ambulance or something?
*opens door*
Classic Krissy Posted Jan 29, 2000
I'll call one.
*screams* AMBULANCE!! AMBULANCE!! IS THERE AN AMBULANCE HERE ANYWHERE?!?!?!!?
*opens door*
Classic Krissy Posted Jan 31, 2000
Well, those EMT people obviously aren't listening.
Perhaps if use this phone...
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