h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It was made in August, 1992.

It has 4MB of RAM and a 1MB hard drive.

It runs Windows 3.1.

This is ludicrous, of course. So it must be updated to Windows 3.11—selemendary.

I find that having turned the monitor to face this computer, I can do h2g2 stuff in between switching floppies if I stretch now and then to see over this monitor... it's a good three minutes each time, which is more than enough time to write a Journal entry about it.

...next, I'm installing Word 6...

*looks around*

KM, what are you doing with my 'puter?

There was an antique sale?

Wait...wait...is it Atari compatible? I may have an old copy of 'Pong' you can have.

Can i be the left rectangle? please please please?!?

B, you've always been the left rectangle to me.

I don't know. It has a hole with a little pinball paddle on, for those great big square diskettes. I don't know much about it, except what I mentioned. But it's very, very slow, and really really funny cause it has an Intel Inside sticker that says... damn, I forget what it says. I'll tell you after I see it again tomorrow. But it's really funny, and...

Probably could run Pong, yeah.

*drags out the atari 2600*

Ohhh Tanks!