h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

aaahhhh yes, that's true BUT! if you take the blame around here you get a pint.

*hands KM a pint*


If you want to get smashed all you have to do is be really really wrong. *gets prepared to be really really wrong*

*hands pint back*

Ah, a very nice gesture. But no, thank you. I've got all the blood I need right here.

Fine...if you think you're better than the rest of us vampires.

*drinks blood*

*turns into a bat and flies off*

Ooo a bat *is scared*

*shows Ant the pullies and strings that did the flying trick*

*let's him touch the fake bat*

It's all done with mirrors, dear.

*is happy again* A trick you say, what else can you do?

Watch!

*turns into a ruttabega*

*thinks about looking that up, decides against it*

*shows up in the Midwest*

Okay, I'm a few days late with that, but it's the best I could do on short notice.

I dunno. That seems like a pretty good trick to me!

*whistles nonchalontly and rolls eyes*

I bet it was especially appreciated by SOME that I can think of.

*grins in an evil manner*