h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've got a job interview
Yay
*ahem*
on friday, so i have to fill out this crb thing and such
but Woo!!
job interview

although i have already booked to go home for a week at the start of november, it takes a while for crb to get through so I should be fine *fingerscrossed*

and my fingers crossed

just don't put that you know me

I think I would have to declare that under criminal activity

I'm under the insanity clause

well that's a releaf I wouldn't like to think that I'd be locked up for talking to you

your safe, it says Dr at the start of your name

I hope your not using me as one of your necessary medical personnel
I don't think my insurance covers your level of insane

NOTHING covers my levelI'm the first to ever achieve it

I hope you'll be the only one as well,
I think theres only room for one animal chaos in the world

even with DNA technology, they couldn't duplicate me

far too dangerous
I think it would make anyone who tried almost but not quite as crazy as you

for today

when it comes to stupidityI'm at the top of the A1 motorway, while the rest are at the bottom