h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well stirling univercity has gotten in touch with me,
I have to send them my qualifications since dec 03
and another referance...
so if anyone would like to be a referee

what else, oh yeah I go down to lancashire to see Joeseph,
(lets not bother pretending anymore)
and hopefully wish him a very happy birthday...
Oh the life of a teenager the fun the exitement the unbearable mixture of life the univerce and everything,

still looking for a job, if not full time education
anyone need an unquallified rocket scientist?

Anthea

*backs away slowly*

Do they allow someone to give a referance via computer

Dani, you need to toughen up girl, you're scared of your own shadow

It's not my fault... my shadow plots against me!!

*Sighs*

*hangs head in shame*

In 5 't' 6 weeks, doc, I've found you a genius, so no prob' any college or uni' should be chuffed to employ you. .daft bit,yuh see it takes a genius to know a genius and Einstein saw a psychiotrist after meeting me

Alas no they dont take referees by e.mail,

I am sure i will find someone

Bugger, I tried

Any neighbours with nice sounding jobs or anything?

er... none that will say i'v worked for them

ah well, I need to send the letter on monday hopefully i will have insperation by then

on other news, I'v misplaced something very important, I say misplaced i mean someones moved...
I will personaly ring my sisters neck when i find out it was her,
as for other suspects there older and wiser than i am and mum pays the rent so not a good idea...
will find tomorrow or all hell will be leased

you could always ask you school for a refrence. thats what we were to to do,

people can be so inconsiderut bout moving stuf they dont own
(spend half my life souting at people for moving my stuf.)

I do believe Mr Kham is getting her a new ticket because she doesn't want to shout at people which is very nice of him...the company had better be quick about it though! She's going to see him on Thursday! Because it's his biiiirrttthhhdayyy!!!!!! He's going to be 21 and...a grown up

Awwww, cute little 21 year old Khamsin. So adorable.

he's a massive big beastie! cute though...but...*stretches whilst standing on bed* thiiiisss tall

I know he's really tall, but he's really tall in that adorable way.

He will be so happy to know that

Oh he's a big fierce rugged man beast!

Is that better?

no I'm trying to convince him that its not only me who thinks he's cute

Oh well I think he's cute too....but also the above things, which make him sound manly and tough