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Post 1

Researcher 198131

Hey Ozone,

So how do we get to Pluto?

smiley - elf


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Post 2

Miztres

There's a shuttle service leaves from Central station (all of them, they're all the same station linked by wormholes) the sixth Friday of the month at 24.00. You can also visit Pluto at DisneyLand/Europe/Asia/World any time of day.

Besides that...well...can I interest you in some very fine mushrooms I have.

smiley - wizard


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Post 3

Researcher 198131

What? you mean I have to lob on up to Syndey to catch the Shuttle? Rats smiley - mouse.

Mmmm, Mushrooms.

smiley - elf


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Post 4

Miztres

They're grown in the bottom of my garden with the full moon of pluto shining down on them.

smiley - wizard


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Post 5

Researcher 198131

Charon shines that far? Or perhaps you don't live where I think you do.

Man, am I finding it hard to keep up with all these threads today. Now that we've caught each other on line, I feel like I'm chasing you around in a circle. smiley - mouse (Don't know why I used that smiley it's just cute.)

smiley - elf


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Post 6

Miztres

smiley - mousesmiley - esuomsmiley - mousesmiley - esuomsmiley - mousesmiley - esuomsmiley - mousesmiley - esuomsmiley - mousesmiley - esuomsmiley - mousesmiley - esuom
Yes, they are cute aren't they. I didn't mention it was visible light that actually made it down here, but on a good night, when the other planets aren't in the way, the mushrooms tingle.

Sent your parcel off today!

You should get it around the 10th.

smiley - wizard


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Post 7

Researcher 198131

Tingly mushrooms, this I gotta see!smiley - bigeyes

Cool, I sent a parcel off to you today too!

smiley - elf


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Post 8

Ozone

Just to interrupt your parcel conversation.
To get to Pluto is simply and it doesn't rely on some farcical rail ceremony.
A "G" size bottle of oxygen or air (Industrial air is cheaper)has 15,000 kPa worth of pressure in it and 7.1m3 worth of gas.
If we take into acount body and bottle wieght (around 120kg together)It would would ruffly propel you at 900km/hr and would take you to the height of ruffly 500m.
OR
Better still you could then attach a gas booster (gas pump)so you could increase the pressure out of the bottle by 1300 times(to escape the 600km of atmosphere) you could then hit space and just coast there.


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Post 9

Miztres

'farcical rail ceremony'.....how dare you....I wave my mushrooms in your general direction..


Mind you, I like the idea of the gas cyclinder, but why Oxygen? Do you get more pressure per buck for oxygen or is there another reason.

smiley - wizard


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Post 10

Ozone

Oxygen is relatively cheap and it's bootle are charge to 16,300kPa where air and nitrogen are only charged to 15,000kpa.
Also some Gas Agents or suppliers don't supply air and nitrogen but industrial oxygen everyone sells.


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Post 11

Researcher 198131

Ozone's way of getting there sounds easier, but not so comforable. Are we still alive when we arrive?

smiley - elf


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Post 12

Ozone

Most likey not
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