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On my own, again.
Mycelium Started conversation Feb 23, 2003
As of yesterday, I'm a single free man again. No more best-behaviour, no more shaving every bloody day, my flat can now degenerate into the chaotic, messy batchelor pad it should be. No more conversations with her mother, no more Eastenders or Corrie Orrie, no more umm, no more er..., no more regular sex
My woman has left me, duh-duh-du-Duh.
She done left me alone, duh-duh-du-Duh.
I got those moaning blues, duh-duh-du-Duh.
and I'm gonna moan, duh-nuh-na-Duh. Duh. Duh.
looking on the bright side, though, my phone bills should be cheaper now.
On my own, again.
Mycelium Posted Feb 23, 2003
Nobody loves me, duh-duh-du-Duh.
And I'm in jail, duh-duh-du-Duh.
I got the wailing blues, duh-duh-du-Duh.
and I'm gonna wail, wwaaaarrrggghhhhh!
On my own, again.
Mycelium Posted Feb 24, 2003
My nights are lonely, duh-duh-du-Duh,
My days are too, duh-duh-du-Duh
I got that wailing feeling, duh-duh-du-Duh
So guess what I'm gonna do, Woooaaaaaahhhhhhhh-owww-how-how.
eat your heart out, Elmore James.
On my own, again.
akira100 Posted Feb 24, 2003
Cos I'm a mis-er-able man
Spell it M - A - N
I haven't felt this fed up
Since I lost my dear old gran
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Mycelium Posted Feb 24, 2003
surely you mean Bo Diddley (I'm a man, spell it M-A-N)?
speaking of which, I bought a Derek & Clive CD last week and it has a track called Bo Duddley. D'you know it?
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akira100 Posted Feb 24, 2003
Wasn't that on the original Derek And Clive Live album?
I was running a record shop in Reading when it came out, so it must have been about 1978.
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Mycelium Posted Feb 24, 2003
's'av a look....
Derek & Clive (Live), 1976 island records.
it says here "recorded at Electric Lady Studios, NYC" (which is where Jimi's Electric Ladyland was recorded) "and at the Bottom Line (Live) late 1973".
There's an awesome one liner on it; Peter Cook is talking soberly about blindness and how terrible it is, one can't do this, one can't do that, one can't read.....
"I am blind", he says, "but I can read thanks to a wonderful new invention called broil....."
".....I'm sorry, I'll feel that again...."
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akira100 Posted Feb 25, 2003
I remember reading about that once. Apparently someone bet Cook that he couldn't make a joke about blindness that was inoffensive, and, of course, being the genius that he was....
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Mycelium Posted Feb 25, 2003
his delivery was perfect, as I'm sure you can well imagine. he was a great comedian. did you see him play the completely insane prime minister in 'Whoops Apocolypse'? with his scheme to reduce unemployment by encouraging employed people to commit suicide 'for Britain', thereby creating new jobs
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akira100 Posted Feb 25, 2003
Wasn't that The Rise And Rise Of Michael Rimmer?
(I might be wrong - it's a long time ago)
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Mycelium Posted Feb 25, 2003
no, definately Whoops Apocolypse. most of the 'comic strip' crowd were in it. and Rick Mayall played the useless SAS commander.
Not on my own, anymore.
Mycelium Posted Mar 27, 2003
Things be sweet again 
got to start shaving regular again now. ahh well, it's worth it
Not on my own, anymore.
Mycelium Posted Jul 28, 2003
.....it didn't last long......
[strokes 4-day stubble and sight whistfully]
Not on my own, anymore.
cyberhippychick Posted Oct 26, 2005
You dark horse?
Don't worry, being a professional nosy person I will ask for all the gossip next time I see you.
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