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Things I Thought I Would Never Have To Say: Part One
Zucchini Started conversation Jun 5, 2003
"Barney, don't eat the floorboards!"
I'm not making this up.
Things I Thought I Would Never Have To Say: Part One
Nire Posted Jun 5, 2003
Is there anything that he will not munch? What next "Barney don't eat me"?
Things I Thought I Would Never Have To Say: Part One
Zucchini Posted Jun 6, 2003
He's already done that, sort of. It's a disgusting story, so stop reading if you are squeamish.
It happened a few days ago. For the past few years I've had a horrible lump of fat on my back only connected by a small piece of skin. James noticed it and suggested he could cut it off. I said okay, glad to be rid of it. He sterlized some modelling snips in tequila and tried to wrench it off.. "Oooyah!" as Ron would say. Next he tried a vegetable knife, sterilized it in tequila and vwup, it was cut off. He asked me if I wanted to keep it as a souvineer. I said No, feed it to Barney. So he did; munch munch. Then I drank the tequila.
Things I Thought I Would Never Have To Say: Part One
Nire Posted Jun 24, 2003
Eeek! Is about the only thing that I can say in response to that.
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