A Conversation for World War Battlefield

Classic Comedy Characters and Catchphrases Base Camp: Now Recruiting

Post 1

Mu Beta



Cap'n! We're all doomed!



*Boards up end of trench*

All Dad's Army, Blackadder, It Ain't 'Alf Hot Mum and other classic comedy rejects welcome.

Why take war seriously?

*bites grenade; throws pin*

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Classic Comedy Characters and Catchphrases Base Camp: Now Recruiting

Post 2

F F Churchton

Where's the Turnip?


Classic Comedy Characters and Catchphrases Base Camp: Now Recruiting

Post 3

Mu Beta

Don't Tell him, Pike!

B


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Post 4

F F Churchton

Your name shall go on my list!!!(In a Germanic accent)


Classic Comedy Characters and Catchphrases Base Camp: Now Recruiting

Post 5

Mu Beta

I bag your pidden? (in a very bad French accent)

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Post 6

spook

"BALDRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


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Post 7

Mu Beta

I have a cunning plan...

B


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Post 8

spook

is it more cunning then a fox that just graduated from cunning university?


Classic Comedy Characters and Catchphrases Base Camp: Now Recruiting

Post 9

Mu Beta

It's so cunning you could brush your teeth with it...

B


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Post 10

F F Churchton

What a plonker!!!


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Post 11

Mu Beta

Don't mention the Germans, by the way.

*goose-steps into the dining room*

B


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Post 12

Doc

"...boom,boom,boom
boom,boom,boom,boom
boom,boom.."
("German Guns",the poem by S.Baldrick)


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Post 13

Mu Beta

"Boom, boom, boom?"

"How did you guess sir?"

B


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Post 14

spook

because ur a smeg head.

spook


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Post 15

spook

"Lister - do u know the penalty for calling a superior officer a smeg head?"


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Post 16

The Spook Corporation

'rimmer...you are a smeg head!smiley - smiley'

spook corp


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Post 17

Mu Beta

Smeeeee Heeeeee

B


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Post 18

spook

*santa holds up a banana.*

"what is this?"


Classic Comedy Characters and Catchphrases Base Camp: Now Recruiting

Post 19

Euan - † - Getting a new laser to play with - woohoo

It's a vicious weapon!

And when some nutter comes running at you with a bunch of loganberries don't come running to me for help.


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Post 20

spook

i won't - i'll just through an orange at you!smiley - biggrin


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