h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I Guess I am new so I don't Really know what I am doing. Life the Universe and Everything Huh? Well I guess that means Anything.You know Earth is a strange place. I don't know about the rest of you
but I have never fit in here. Mabie I whould have fit in better on Beetlejuice. Truthfully I don't believe I would fit in anywhwere, not even in a fantasy world. But is anyone normal? for my sanity I should hope not. I don't know what I hope to get out of this- mabie just something to do- mabie more? Only time will tell.

Inhale a deep breath. In... out... OK, There is so much stuff to explore I wanted to make sure you are ready. Ready? OK, First I am Shoal Prexy. I am a wanta be ACE. (Assistant Community Editors) ACE's go around looking for newbies like your self and try to ease the start of their journey in to this wonderful site. To find out more check this out. -> http://www.h2g2.com/A214796 - the ACE page
Next there are many places to explore either of these are a good place to start.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/Welcome
http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A579431
Next and close to my heart are the Smileys. My favorite is the towel smiley. -> Click on him to get a list of all kinds of Smileys. And be sure to type 'Towel Uses'into the Search thingy above for many uses on towel, And last but by no way least the house rules love hate it you have to read it.
Click here-> http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/HouseRules
And if you have any questions you can hit the reply button below and I will do my best.