h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And the more complicated ones have found that wall and have been beating their heads against it for a century before the revolution.

Yes, of course!

One would think it was more complex.

you would wouldn't you

Yes.

Such wondrous knowledge you posses

Thank you, O Minion.

I gladly I gladly obey oh mistress, is this a good time to ask for a pay rise?

Why in tarnation would you get a pay raise, you slovenly lout?

Damn. Wrong thread. I thought this was the cussing club thread.

I think you just couldn't miss the opportunity to call be a lout

Actually not, which makes it sound even sillier.

Ah ok then, as long as we have that clear we can get on with the topic at hand, white or black socks?

No contest, WHITE.

pity they have all been eaten by a brown creature i know

I just hope that brown creature has better sense than to eat white socks in the same meal as black shoes. Major social faux pas there.

yeah well any second now you will ask "what cussing thing?"

Jambalaya is always nice.

What is it?

Sort of a soup, sort of a stew.