h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Anyone who knows current events would expect a rant on Jhon Howard. Nope. Rant is uploaded this thursday coming, and its topic is on the rants page. Meenwhile enjoy this song I have writen...


The Life Of The Hart
(medium rumba time)
We sit on opisite side of a room
but our eyes finaly meet
its the time for the dance
and the song begins to play
the life of the hart

We dance the rumba
together like birds
in the teather of the wind
take no notice
of the crowd that watches the display

We dance the rumba
doest take long
for us to get to the beat
we swing the hips
we do the twist

What does it take me
to convince the
that you should dance with me
I try a trick or two
it dosen't impress you
and I might soon lose a date

What must I do to
keep up the rythum
soon I might be visted
by old man trouble
take the rouble
or the dance flour
as I pick up the pace

I might go crazy
to drive the twist in
to try and win your hart
to make the song wrong
I don't want to lose you
perhaps I need to take a beat

Its the life of a hart to beat to the start
to take the dance flour away
Its the life of a hart to sing like a lark
to make it all seem strange
Its the life of a hart to break apart as
you take the next guy

Oh you bastard
I will take hart now
I will make you wish you where dead
I will not just beat my hips
Or take no shit
Don't you know this mean war

Its the life of a hart to beat to the start
to take the dance flour away
Its the life of a hart to sing like a lark
to make it all seem strange
Its the lief of a hart to break apart as
you take the next guy

But as the song draws to a close
do we know what will hapen in the next bar
I need to take it in my turn
to show you the stren
look on the face of the hart
its the fire in the soul
the heat of the coal
time to take the beat
time to make you wish
time to see the kiss

We dance the rumba
together like birds
in the teather of the wind
take no notice
of the crowd that watches the display

Oooh, I like it.

I thought you might

Yes, but it's rather angry, is it not?

Depends, I don't think its that angry, its ment to show the "harts" point of view of things, in terms that most people whould understand. And a hart has as much anger as it has love, does it not?

True. All that beating, you know.

Indeed

AAAAAGH! My brain!

yeah mine used to do that, its best if you take it for a walk they like that

Note how he said "used to". You have to watch out or they slip their leashes and then you're in for it.

I was thinking of commenting a big *beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep* But D is the only one who'd get the joke. and even then, its not likely.

Its good.

I don't know if I would get it, or if I did, I don't think in this situation its at all funny, I mean I put my hart into this (ok you can now kill me for extreme use of puns)

I don't think it's funny at all, either, especially since your horrid, wretched, naughty comments (they need to be spanked) have damaged my wee pea brain.

I will now make no comment to show that I have no real reply.

Nah, dont take it so serious. its good.

I agree.

....riiiiggghhtt....

That, however, is highly debatable.

I object!

Is this a good time to enter the conversation?

Good poem, Evan.