h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes. I have officially made an album of 70:00 minutes of music. Its not actually recorded and does't technically exist if I had garage-band (which I don't) it would be made due to my procrastination habits by now, but since 1. I don't and 2. Its not my music, its others put with my notes, it would be no fun. However here for all to once again comment, abuse and of course figure out how, I, an slightly talented bass singer with clarinet and piano skills made what could be 70:00 minutes of music. Darakats Lyrics 1. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F97207?thread=407204 , Kurrowong in the Kurrajong (8:15) 2. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F97207?thread=400759 , Angels of Ice On Bicycles of Fire (4:19) 3. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F97207?thread=404278 , The 51st Star (12:23) 4. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F97207?thread=395121 , We Bring You Peace (11:21) 5. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F97207?thread=388659 , A Song for Australian Weather (Canberra) (2:21) 6. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F97207?thread=381381 , For he who stands no taller than the grass seeds (12:12) 7. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F97207?thread=378866 , An agnostic tour of vatican city! (:23) 8. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F97207?thread=372237 , and the day is long, (10:78) 9. http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F97207?thread=367088 , {...} (8:23)

Invest in plastic eggs and mail them around the world with little lipstick hearts on them. Inside the heart should be 'I love Darakat.' Then, you should invest in a heavy-duty plastic trash dumpster to use as a platform. After you have accomplished these two, stand up on your roof and sing to your little heart's content for all to hear.

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