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darakat - Now with pockets! Started conversation Mar 27, 2004
So you know that all your plans are relived to me and that I know what your thinking right now? Don't believe me well.... You are thinking of this:
Sex.
Told you. You are aren't you? If you where not you are now. Yes you are. Don't lie. I know you were and even if you are not you will be soon. See I told you. So lemons right? Why do you keep on having that reoccurring dream with the chicken? And just who the smeg is steve? You really souldn't think about those things you will go blind. Sex again? You really need to be less single minded. Wow no need to think about that! Thats illegal. Ok put down the mouse, I know you have that mouse! Ok don't, just close me! Sex again? Wow that really does come around allot doesn't it? I should be killed for that pun huh? well you should be killed for that thought with the potato, the duck and the igloo. Once again we get to sex... it really is on your mind a lot huh?
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Flying Betty- Now with added nickname tag! Posted Mar 27, 2004
Damn those Freudian impulses! And how did you EVER learn about Steve? I don't care what you say, we had something special!
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Tacysa Posted Mar 27, 2004
I was actually thinking of how much you think about sex. Now, as for the chickens, will I really go blind? We had something special, too. *sniff* The ducks as well. Who would like to lead us in Fowl Play?
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Flying Betty- Now with added nickname tag! Posted Mar 28, 2004
Chickens AND ducks! Not on the same day, I hope. Or at least not at the same time, please!
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darakat - Now with pockets! Posted Mar 28, 2004
As long as they don't have cerebral improvements
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Tacysa Posted Mar 28, 2004
Well, you know how it goes. I'm a love 'em and leave 'em kinda gal.
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Flying Betty- Now with added nickname tag! Posted Mar 28, 2004
Well, I suppose we all have to follow our natures.
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Mr. Carrot Posted Mar 28, 2004
I was actually thinking about cheesecake when I read this...
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darakat - Now with pockets! Posted Mar 28, 2004
Cheesecake... yeah right you were thinking about it, I know you were.
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Tacysa Posted Mar 28, 2004
Now he claims to be unsexed.
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darakat - Now with pockets! Posted Mar 28, 2004
Nah if he claimed that he would be telling a blantent lie. I think he was thinking of cheesecake and sex at the same time. You know like a person who is coverd in chesecake naked, siomthing like that.
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Mr. Carrot Posted Mar 29, 2004
Ewwwww... darakat, you're sick. Anyway, I won't claim to be unsexed, but I wasn't in the mood for such fantasies at the moment, and I was really wishing for a cheesecake... Cheesecakes are great inventions.
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Tacysa Posted Mar 29, 2004
EEEEEEEEEEW!!!! That is incredibly nasty. That's almost as bad as *gag* FONDUE! *gaggaggaggag* Oh, just
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darakat - Now with pockets! Posted Mar 29, 2004
Hey I didn't mention who he was imagining naked....
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Tacysa Posted Mar 29, 2004
Who has he seen naked?!
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darakat - Now with pockets! Posted Mar 29, 2004
Imagining, not seen.
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Tacysa Posted Mar 29, 2004
Ah...that would be worse than actually seeing someone naked.
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darakat - Now with pockets! Posted Mar 30, 2004
Depends. If the person is a figment of his imagination and he is not sleeping then yes, else probebly not.
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Mr. Carrot Posted Mar 30, 2004
You are SICK! Do not destroy the cheesecakes with such profane needs and deeds!
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Flying Betty- Now with added nickname tag! Posted Mar 30, 2004
So now you're imagining the cheescake naked!? That's even worse than I thought!
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- 1: darakat - Now with pockets! (Mar 27, 2004)
- 2: Flying Betty- Now with added nickname tag! (Mar 27, 2004)
- 3: Tacysa (Mar 27, 2004)
- 4: Flying Betty- Now with added nickname tag! (Mar 28, 2004)
- 5: darakat - Now with pockets! (Mar 28, 2004)
- 6: Tacysa (Mar 28, 2004)
- 7: Flying Betty- Now with added nickname tag! (Mar 28, 2004)
- 8: Mr. Carrot (Mar 28, 2004)
- 9: darakat - Now with pockets! (Mar 28, 2004)
- 10: Tacysa (Mar 28, 2004)
- 11: darakat - Now with pockets! (Mar 28, 2004)
- 12: Mr. Carrot (Mar 29, 2004)
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