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Darakat in a Nutshell

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darakat - Now with pockets!

HELP I AM IN A NUTSHELL! GET ME OUT!

Sorry thats just a bad one. I have been thinking (oh shit! it thinks as well!) about a lot of stuff. Mostly about how they get green jelly, green. But also about a few nick picking questions I have been asked by various people in recent times.

"Darakat, exactly how many online journals do you have?"

Well there is a very interesting question and the answer is as follows:
The first one is at http://www.uclounge.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1697&start=165 which is of course UCLOUNGE. It has quite a lot of stuff on it thats not here at h2g2. And in fact is the only other real journal thing I write in, sure I have one at http://darakat.devintart.com but no-one visits it.

"Darakat, do you know or like any modern day musical artists?"
Yes. Gelbison are good and I like some of the stuff they occasionally play on tripple J (our version of Radio 1).

Well actually thats all I have at the moment, but if you care to ask a question I will answer it in some manner.


Darakat in a Nutshell

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Flying Betty- Now with added nickname tag!

Why do hot dogs come in packages of 10 and hot dog buns come in packages of 8?


And your links don't like me.


But I think I have a nutcracker somewhere if you're still stuck in there.


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Post 3

darakat - Now with pockets!

sorry one should be  http://darakat.deviantart.com/ the other I can't fix.

The answer to that question is that the hot dog sellers make more of a profit that way. You have to by at least 10 packets of buns for 8 packets of hot dogs


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Post 4

Tacysa

*cough*


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Post 5

darakat - Now with pockets!

What?


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Post 6

Tacysa

nooothing.


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Post 7

Chad H

We've been trying to negoicate that Bun/Frankfurt peace settlement for deacdes, sigh, its another Isrel/palestine. Probably will never be resolved.

I actualy have some alarming projections about Darakat's Internet publishing addiction. In 2020, I estimate the internet will look something like this;

40% of all sites will be Porography
40% of all sites will be dedicated to Darakat, mostly by him (note, there is a 10% cross over between this catagory, and the one previous)
20% will be Darakat Fan Sites
8% will be Darakat Hate sites
2% will be Casinos and search engines.


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Post 8

Tacysa

hm.


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Post 9

Flying Betty- Now with added nickname tag!

You forgot the spam popup sites, unless you're counting them with the porn or the darakat sites.


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Post 10

darakat - Now with pockets!

or the porn darakat sites.


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Post 11

Tacysa

darkat porn? smiley - yikes


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Post 12

Mr. Carrot

Run, run for the hills!!!


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Post 13

Tacysa

snipping off internet connections around the world.


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Post 14

Mr. Carrot

I think it's time we blow some backbones... Perhaps isolating Australia from the rest of the world would do it...


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darakat - Now with pockets!

Like were not already isolated.


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Mr. Carrot

You should try Norway...


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Post 17

Tacysa

hmm, there is a point.


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Post 18

Flying Betty- Now with added nickname tag!

Why not a vacation in Sweden?


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Post 19

Tacysa

or your newly conquered slovakia?


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Post 20

darakat - Now with pockets!

I preferd budepest


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