h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The Taming Of The Shoe.

In a bar one day I met a guy
he said to me
"Now, listen here boi, and you betta listen good."
"Why?"
"Cause i am going to sing you a song. A song that will teach you about, life, the universe and everything. It goes like this:

The taming of the shoe
in a relative kind of way
is what you have to do
to try and make your way

If you look hard
and you feel right
than thats the thing you want
you better try it at night

If you like a girl
and she likes you
you better not hide
cause she will never forgive you

If your looking for the answer
you will not find it
it is when your not looking for something
that you get it

Nothing is true
remember thats false
no one does know
how it never works out
its like a song with no words
it just makes no sense
if you look at it hard
you will see that its next

42 is a number
that they say is good
i personally like 7
10 and 3
they get mentioned a lot
in the papers

A song that is sung well
is one with a bit of a tune
an ace keyboardist
and someone not at all
like Keith Moon

The taming of the shoe
in a relative kind of way
is what you have to do
to try and make your way

If you look hard
and you feel right
than thats the thing you want
you better try it at night."

I never thought of drunks in the same light again.

the 42 verse just kinda...splatted. i like it though. you should do more shoe work. very goot, very goot.

42 Is a very significan number

Allow me to demonstrate, we take the Day and month of My Birthday (7th of January, so 1 and 7), and multiply them together, we get 7.

We then Multiply it by itself, and get 49, subtract the day of the year I was born (The 7th of January is the seventh day in the year), and you get 42.

Therefore, I am special, Worship me as your god!

not unless you were born in 1777 at 7:07:077

Well, not that special

No. But i thought it might be weird.

shall i say indeed?

yes

Where the bloody hell did THIS come from?

don't ask

I am going to ask.

I was looking though all me old thread and notice I didn't reply here, probably done it a couple of times now actually

So you're going to try and end them all correctly?

no, doing that would take years

So, the point of this is?

not much

I have found the missing link.

Ok then, you look after it, i lost mine

I'll make certain to keep an eye on it.