h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Not long ago darakat drank a very large amount of watermelon (well mostly watermelon... it looked like it anyway) and became for lack of a better word what is called completly and uterly pissed. Fortently darakat did nothing embarising in his stupor exepct loose and election, so there you go. He is however still recovering and whould like to point out that he is not staying in his room long enougth to make a rant or other sort of jornal entry. Its about 38°C right now by the way, and tiped to get worse!

i can see why you would be pissed after trying to ingest a large, round fruit. i know that must be uncomfortable to eat, but it must also be hell on the bowels. tell me, how did you accomplish this feat?

it was more that the insides had bbeen tipped out and filled with two bottles of liqour... I don't think I have to draw a picture.

sounds like a blast. and why did you drink all of that, again?

Not all of it, but most of it. And for one very good reason. Becuase I can.

sounds like a...er...a winner to me.

Cool

*shakes head*

And now I rember what day it is.

oh, shucks. youre not disappointed, are you?

Posiible, it just means that I am missing a day here or there, where the heck did friday go?

Geez, knowing how much booze your parents keep in their house, I woulda thought you'd be better with your liquor than that

"Having booze" does not mean "able to drink it", and actuly I can remeber the entire night, and only did one embarrising thing. Other than that I drank a whole watermellon thing filled with liqour, 4 beers and some coke.

as in soda coke?

as in coca cola

i am happy with your correct use of the term.

mmm caffinated spirits.

indeed.

Considering in Volume terms your parents have more booze than the pacific Ocean does water, I hardly think they'd miss a room or two. Especialy if it was clear and you filled it with water afterwoulds.....

It sort of collects there... OK? we use most of it in cooking. The stuff that isn't used in cooking is drunk. SLOWLY. We don't get more that often. Our honery uncle brings most of it actuly. Hence why he is a honery uncle :P.