h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes well we all love a good joke in Latin as well as in any other langwages. Now I know you all like a good rant and that you probebly can't wait tioll the next one, but I have been told to cut down the rants. Well I only have 20 of the for 2 years of h2g2ing plus the ones here http://www.uclounge.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=1697
which are sort of more random and don't really have as much spelling cheks as I put most of my newer work through since I recived a very stringly worded e-mail about spelling spelling correctly (yes if I have it wrong you have permission to wak me over the head). Anyway the reason for this journal article is the following:

I am doing an intership as anybody who knows me or who has been reading my posts whould know. The thing is the intership is a Erindale libary which is slap bang in the middle of Wanniasa (there is no such suburb as Erindale so thats ok). The thing is that Erindale mostly deals with the public. I am not sure how much public dealing I can put up with without being a sarcastic bastard and making everyone but me feel misrable, which kind of defies the point. So I am thinking about what I can actuly do there that might be less involed with the public for a bit and then talking to my mentor and acedemic advisor about what to do. Thats the long and the short version.

Attentive readers will notice that I have updated my introduction. I have made it more user freindly, updated the pun of the month (two months late), and done some other ediiting,

Oh and one more note I am going to have a compertition, anyone who can tell me what the latin phrase says gets a free smily, a rare site form me indeed.

liar, ive had several. smack all of the small children over the head.

Sorry thats not it.

just drat it. you sure you spelled it correctly? <womkete?

I copy pasted it. So yes.

i sooo, very goot.

furete linguishoi polloi moremajorum nudis verbia post hoc pro patria in articulo mortis note bene nunquam sil siba terra

im debating on how i should respond other than the way im responding.

yes I do read the post and I also like planet earth, I don't know about the naked bunnies though.

And no, its not the answer either. But I know you know it.

naked bunnies? nope, im not going to ask.

I word. Plushy

plushy?

its better you don't know.

i think so too.

its actuly spelt Plushie, if you don't know http://images.google.com/images?q=Plushie&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&btnG=Google+Search
that might help.

lalalalala...im not listening!

that coz you to busy playing with bunny rabbits

actuly she likes puppies, but it was you who said you liked rabits... I can understand puppies, but rabits?

indeed, rabbits?