h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I've been spamed with this rather halerious message, well I found it funny:

"Good Day,

How are you today? I hope God is with you and your
family.Before elucidating further, I think it will be
fit in this writing if I at this juncture introduce
myself.
I am Abu Koffi a Ghanian and the former chairman
state allocation commission and also owner of zeus
international hotel situate at 127 caprice road,Accra
Ghana.
I have the sum of $14,000.000 US Dollars realized
from the sale of my above mentioned hotel and state
revenue allocation during president Jerry Rawlings
Administration which spanned for eight years.

However a new elected president Mr J.A. Kufuor has
taken over the mantel of leadership of our country and
has sworn to bring to book all corrupt officials who
enriched themselves during the past regimes.I then
decided to leave the country with all I have before he
appoints his probe panel.

The above sum was moved to a Finance and security company for safe keeping
pending when I will get a partner who will assist me in moving this fund
out for an investment.

For your assistance I promise to offer you 20 % of the
total amount involved.

My dear though I do not know you very well it might
interest you to note that I got your contact from a
directory and believe that you will be capable to accommodate this fund
and assist me to invest in agriculture and Real Estate Development or any
other interested area of investiment.

If you are interested and ready to assist me in this
regard, kindly get in touch with me to enable me
proceed immediately to the security company and pay of
the demurrage.

NB. The relevant documents that covers the fund
deposited in a Finance company will be send to you on
request.

Thanks
Abu Koffi"

Note if you really want to try your luck and recive more spam you can e-mail this guy [email protected] ... Of course I have WhoIs'ed this addres and of course its owned by SPAM group... wow didn't expect that did you? No?

Just so you know this is the orginial http://gcc.gnu.org/ml/gcc/2002-05/msg00302.html and funniest in my opinion considering this report http://www.icpcredit.com/ReportRequest.asp?sCompanyID=57805

Yes! You have now reached the pinnacle of the internet! Go you!

Go me? Should that be "go you big red firengine"?

whee-oh! whee-oh! whee-oh!

thats the first one of those youve gotten? they had to purge our entire school computer system when a single teacher recieved one of those.

No, its just a funny one. Thats all.

i know better than to ask who in their right mind who do it, so im not saying anything.

Yes! Sign me up for however many millions of dollars in a shady deal and a Swiss bank account. What could be better?

Its only 20%.

Rats! I guess it's not worth it then. Too bad.

i agree. im an all or nothin' type.

I'm a all + 100% intrest per day of work type, so...

one of those are you? well, ive got some southern florida property you might be interested. no traffic sounds, great foundation for...foundation for...ANIMAL WILDLIFE CONSERVATION! thats it. yeah.

Hey I already own that. Try and sell me my own property!

are you sure its the same place? have you had it perk tested? im sure i can get that passed for you if youre interested.

I won it in a poker game.

Fair enough. But there's a nice bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell you if you're interested.

crook! i bought that from you a year ago! how could you dare to try and sell it to someone else?

she won it in that bakra game remeber?

no, it was bunko. damn, i forgot about that.

But hey, let me know your best offer and maybe you can get it back. I'm open to negotiation.