h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I had a correctional opperation on my foot to make it stright when I was 4

what fun. i have a small one on the back of my heel from having orthsrosiscopic surgery two years ago.

I have random ones on my feet mostly from wearing shoes without socks that really shouldn't be.

But I have a great big one on my wrist from surgery a few years back.

It was my left foot, and my hip that where out of alingment as it where. My mother cliams I did it to be arkward, I claim that even then I was evil.

both probably

Possibly.

your mother probably never told you that you had a twin you strangled with its own umbilical cord.

nah thats not my style. I whould wack it over its head with its own rattle.

oooooh, delightfully twisted.

of course.

an end to this one, i think.