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Hypatia Started conversation Nov 10, 2005
Lady Chatttingly sent me this one. Enjoy.
Subject: Happiness!!
George Bush, Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld are flying on Air Force
One.
The President looks at the Vice President, chuckles, and says,
"You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out the window right now and
make
somebody very happy."
The Vice President shrugs and says, "Well, I could throw 10 $100
bills
out the window and make 10 people very happy."
Not to be outdone, the Secretary of Defense says, "Of course, then,
I
could throw 100 $10 bills out the window and make a hundred people
very
happy."
The pilot rolls his eyes and says to his co-pilot, "Such arrogant
asses back there.
Hell, I could throw the three of them out the window and
make 56 million people really happy."
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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Nov 10, 2005
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Nov 10, 2005
I think it would be closer to 6 billion people though.
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Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... Posted Nov 10, 2005
Murdoch? As in Howlin' Mad?
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 10, 2005
Do you know why they name hurricanes after women???
Because they come at you fast & wet & when they leave they take your house & your car. 
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Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") Posted Nov 11, 2005
Q: What's the number one use of cow hide?
A: Keeping cows together.
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egon Posted Nov 11, 2005
Hyp- very funny
Pan- nice to see you're still utterly filthy 
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Pandora...Born Again Tart Posted Nov 11, 2005
Oh Egon, you say the nicest things!
I shall now forgive you for not coming to the Pub's 6th annual halloween party.
Although...dressed as THEMOTHEROFTHEDEVIL *we* could have had a ball. 
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- 1: Hypatia (Nov 10, 2005)
- 2: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Nov 10, 2005)
- 3: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Nov 10, 2005)
- 4: Ormondroyd (Nov 10, 2005)
- 5: David B - Singing Librarian Owl (Nov 10, 2005)
- 6: Mr. Dreadful - But really I'm not actually your friend, but I am... (Nov 10, 2005)
- 7: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Nov 10, 2005)
- 8: Researcher 198131 (Nov 10, 2005)
- 9: Good Doctor Zomnker (This must be Tuesday," said GDZ to himself, sinking low over his Dr. Pepper, "I never could get the hang of Tuesdays.") (Nov 11, 2005)
- 10: egon (Nov 11, 2005)
- 11: Pandora...Born Again Tart (Nov 11, 2005)
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