h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Several weeks ago I noticed a pidgeon spending a lot of time on my patio. Shortly after that I noticed it had laid two eggs on the bare concrete. Only a day later a nest had been made (what an odd order, I know!) and two pidgeons took turns laying on them. Awww, domestic avian bliss....

Now the entire patio is smeared with pidgeon $h!te, four pidgeons are constantly fighting over the fledglings with feathers flying and the noise wakes me up at dawn every day! The fn things are driving me fn mad! I've called an animal control company (waiting for the call back) but I still have to clean up the fn mess!

Wow! I can't believe how many words I had to change to get that last post past the filter! The Beeb has really changed the fn rules for the @h!t you can post!

Sorry, I meant $h!t.

I'm surprised they allowed you to post Pigeon the way you spelled it.

It's a flock of....Walter Pidgeons. Yah, that's it.

You need to borrow a cadt

'cadt'?


Is that something to do with Computer Assisted Drafting?

Forgot to include the smiley

.. there isn't one for a

Undfortunately I'm adlergic to cadts.

How about a ferredt?

Huh?



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I didn't said it, Talidesin didd!

You sdtardted idt!