h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the
joy of seeing you ...buy a .






If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and
never says its not quite as good as his mother made it ...buy a .





If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long
and wherever you want ...buy a .





If you want someone to scare away burglars, without a lethal weapon
which terrifies you and endangers the lives of your family and all the
neighbors ...buy a .




If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care
about
football, and can sit next to you and watch a romantic movie ...buy a
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If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm
your feet and whom you can push off if he snores ...buy a .




If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if
you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if
every
word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you
unconditionally, perpetually ...buy a .




But on the other hand,

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if you want someone who will never come when you call,

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ignores you totally when you come home,

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leaves hair all over the place,

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walks all over you,

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runs around all night,

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only comes home to eat and sleep,

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and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his
happiness,

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Buy a .


(Disclaimer: Any resemblance to a man is purely coincidental.)





pedboy®

Dogs leave hair all over the place.

AND they smell

and they never come when they're called.

And they slobber

are clean. And useful....

Nice 1 P.
I disagree, my is useless, snores louder than a man sheds hair everywhere and sits on my head when I'm trying to .
The only man a girl can trust is her *DADDY*
Animal wise get some much more relaxing

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CHeEky

LOL, thats the best part. When they have personality and a sense of humor.

I'm just a softy for any animal really, or or ...




pedboy®

Ah you sweetie. you would love my all 10 of them!!! there were 11 but one died

1 minute silence for the baby poor little mite

Don't think I'm a very good mother at the moment my are dying, too and my ginger is too frightened to go out. Where did it all go wrong

How goes you on this wintery morn? What pets you got?

CHeEky

Hi CHeEky , and passes a hot cuppa, it is cold here also.

We have only 2 s, and 1. Our home is full though, as our s are verrry large, 125 lb each. They are both Bouvs, I'm starting an article about this wonderful animal. If you have never met a bouv then read this A1075899 (it's rough).




pedboy®

you know more about your than I do about myself I'm impressed , You must have a massive home to have two I feel sorry for your vacuum cleaner (and whoever has to do it) though
My little baby Jack sheds enough, I can just imagine how your babies shed. What's their names?

for the but after a very long and tiring friday night in work I had to have a before crawling into my nice warm bed (provided by my electric blanket), later joined by Jack who came to steal my heat

If its as cold there as it is here I return the offer of but have a nice as well, for that nice warm contented feeling

Where are you from? Canada?

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CHeEky

Hehe, my "babies" names are Kodiak and Bailey, K is 7yrs old, B is 6.
The cleaner does the hair removal, and gets well paid for it I may add...

I live in Nova Scotia, on the Eastern coast of Canada. I am a true Bluenoser(slang for NovaScotianer).

Thanks for the an .
Wheres home for you?




pedboy®

I wish I had a cleaner, I'm not domesticated at all, I'd rather be doing something else, anything else just not cleaning

I live in South Wales in the UK, and its very cold here , not cold enough for snow though.

Did Hurricane Juan miss your hometown? I hope so, I would hate to lose everything I had worked for like that, its devastating. Does that happen often? hope you enjoyed the and

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CHeEky

We have alot of snow already.
Juan went straight through our yard, we had no power, phone, or worse yet NO INTERNET for over 2 weeks. It did considerable damage to our property and home, no one hurt though(thats what matters)




pedboy®

Here are a few pics that show the damage in Nova Scotia.

http://www3.ns.sympatico.ca/jag/Hurricane_Pictures/
Just click on the links to view.



pedboy®