h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That in itself is an oxymoron...

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away.

Hi Pedboy

*waves*
Hi Abbi
I just finished some network testing.





pedboy

What did you come up with? Anything good?

I like your sayings

*waves*
Hi abbi,the network testing part is me being silly.Check my homepage to see what network testing *really* is.
thx optic




pedboy

Ah OK!I will

Thats both sagacious and amusing! I especially like that one about people we care most about. Its so true. Anyways.. i feel most of its true as well!! Do ya believe in Murphy's laws as well then?!

Sure do...




pedboy®

your rite you know..nuf sed..
LF

The more the years tick by, I realize that maturity is not what I seek.
The daily smiles are what matters.




pedboy®