h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Why do I feel like this is a true to life Gagetown story?

Little Johnny watched his Daddy's car pass by the school playground and go
into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in
a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not
contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.

"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with
Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then
he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants
off, then Aunt Jane........"

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an
interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for suppertime. I want to
see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."

At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny
started his story about the car going into the woods, the undressing, Aunt
Jane laying down on the back seat. Then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing
the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the
Army."

Sometimes you need to listen to the whole story before you interrupt.




pedboy

and another thing youngsters will pick up words and choose to hear what they feel they ought to hear or not ought to hear