h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There was a city cop, on his horse, waiting to cross the street when a
little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.

"Nice bike," the cop said. "Did bring it to you?"
"Yep," the little boy said, "he sure did!"

The cop looked the bike over and handed the boy a $20 ticket for a
safety violation. The cop said, "Next year tell to put a reflector
light on the back of it."

The young boy looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there
sir, did bring it to you?"

"Yes, he sure did," chuckled the cop.

The little boy looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell
the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top."





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