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Signs Found In Kitchens
pedboy Started conversation Jun 28, 2003
1. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is
delirious.
2. No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
3. A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the
impression he just cleaned the whole house.
4. If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
5. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
6. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
7. Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall
never cease to be amused.
8. A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
9. Help keep the kitchen clean - eat out.
10. Housework done properly can kill you.
11. Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and
gone on to lead normal lives.
12. My next house will have no kitchen --- just vending machines.
pedboy
Signs Found In Kitchens
abbi normal "Putting on the Ritz" with Dr Frankenstein Posted Jun 28, 2003
Good list
*loves list*
Have you ever seen the "Big Book of Lists"?
It is fun for list lovers. 
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