h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

This was sent to me from a friend, it brightened my day. I hope it does yours also.


I've learned....
That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.


I've learned....
That we should be glad God doesn't give us everything we ask for.


I've learned....
That money doesn't buy class.


I've learned....
That it's those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.


I've learned...
That under everyone's hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.


I've learned....
That the Lord didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?


I've learned....
That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.


I've learned....
That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.


I've learned....
That love, not time, heals all wounds.


I've learned....
That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am.


I've learned....
That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.


I've learned....
That there's nothing sweeter than sleeping with your babies and feeling their breath on your cheeks.


I've learned....
That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.


I've learned....
That life is tough, but I'm tougher.


I've learned....
That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.


I've learned....
That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.


I've learned...
That I wish I could have told my loved one that I love them one more time before they passed away.


I've learned....
That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.


I've learned....
That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.


I've learned....
That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.


I've learned....
That when your newly born child holds your little finger in his little fist, that you're hooked for life.


I've learned....
That everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.


I've learned ...
That it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a life threatening situation.


I've learned....
That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.





pedboy

Nice , the last one's especially true for me

Sorry i lurking.

Nice one pedboy!!
Gives you something to think about dont it?

Nice, many I use
You could put that in an entry and link to *the article*

These especially apply to article;

That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
That life is tough, but I'm tougher.
That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
That I can't choose how I feel, but I can choose what I do about it.

I'm still learning...


I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.

I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.

I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life.

I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as making a "life." I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.
I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back.

I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision.

I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.

I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.

I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.

I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.