h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I have just gone through one of the scariest and most exhilarating of human emotions. I have fallen in love.

But it's more complicated than that. You see, the man I'm in love with lives hundreds of miles away. I hardly ever get to see him. I miss him terribly.

He's one of the most wonderful people I've ever met - kind, funny, intelligent, tidy... And the surprising thing is, he understands me completely - in fact, he understands me better than I understand myself. I love him. There's no-one in the world I would rather spend time with. Not even Bill Murray.

But that's not all. You see, most people reading this journal will know the man in question.

Guess who?

Give up?

In fact, this mystery man is GodBen (U518809). Yep, who'da thunk it. Well, Cal, obviously, but other than that...

And so this makes Ben the biggest hypocrite in hootoo history.

The full story is in Ben's journal, but suffice to say I love him entirely and no matter what risks or trials are involved, he is completely worth it. Losing him doesn't bear thinking about. I'm counting down the days until I see him again.

I love you Ben.

Ben's journal: F1660849?thread=2084154

Just passing through on a lurkabout...
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Thank you.

It will be OK. I love him. To lose him would ruin me. I will do whatever it takes to be with him.

Although I wish I had a matter transporter...

I wish I had the ability to jump really long distances.

Over five metres, you mean? Have you tried hop-skip-jump?

Tried and failed.

Oh well. Maybe you should try wearing springs on your shoes.

The aviation authority wouldn't allow me.

Damn them to infinity.

There are no barriers for cupid's arrow

See told you so


*looks smug*

Yes Cal, well done.

And thanks, Lil. It's not forever, after all. We just have to make the most of the times we have together.

Congratulations Cal, you win a turnip.

thanks

Were we that obvious that even you with your little mind could pick up on it?

No, i was just teasing you because I thought it would annoy you

I of course am now gutted

A) because I thought FF had a "thing" for me and she hasn't


B) GB IN LOVE P A N I C! THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END!!!!!

Sorry Cal.

*sniff*

But GB's just... well, you know.