h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sweetie? Baby? Don't be sad .

But I am! My favorite Canadian gentlemen is away, and I miss him

And I feel s**ty and I don't have a job and there is too much SOCIAL PRESSURE TO CONFORM...

Ok. I feel better now!

Ah... Just keep working on that work visa to come to the states, it'll all work out soon enough.

Yeh I know *smiles brightly* It's just hard work. Harder than anything my friends are doing. But then I think *oh no. It's not them. It's me. What am I doing with my life.* But THEN I think...hard work now...good retirement later. And one day I'll be able to go a while month without starving at the end...

Only thing I'd take into consideration - don't bother going to New Orleans unless you're 21. (unless that's one of those anomoly 18 is the legal age legal age towns...)

http://www.experienceneworleans.com/visiting.html yup..21

Well, I'm updating my plans every now and again. I'm thinking of going to Canada first. Kinda the same accent, far more quieter. But *ah* I don't know. Got things to do first. And you never know what might happen in the future...

Hows stuff at your end? Are you sorting your things-to-do pile out?

Pfft..sorta. Hey you can always move in with me and help me manage my rent! . The complex I'm hoping to move to has a pool, hot tub, sauna, etc etc...

OK. But I can't marry you, so how do I get citizenship?

I'm so open to doing stuff it's scary.

*s u c h
a p a t h y
can't...move*

Hmm..we'll marry you off! Yay! I love planning weddings

Ooh...the possibilities.

I don't want to get married though. That's what my Mum did, and it all went horribly wrong. Stuck for 15 years in a bad relationship with my c**t father.

Maybe I can claim political asylum.

The apathy is killing me!!!!! Kiliing meeeeeeeeeeee...

No no, babe. All you gotta stick out is 2 years or so, then dump his *ss!

Believe it or not, I only want to get married once. I'm not too hot on the old use'em and lose 'em ideal. Couldn't do it. Unless you found a really nice goth boy. I could live with that.

Hmm..well, nearby Portland is rife with goths

San Francisco is rife.

With what, you may ask? It doesn't matter...it's just rife.

Right now with water .

right, so..thus begins night two, and the final night, of Nyssa's finals study..woo..

Portland? Isn't that where Courtney Love comes from? Or is that a different Portland? If it is, then yes! Go find me one & I will marry him!

Well, the whole "grunge" thing started in Seattle, Washington. Courtney Love, Kurt Cobain, and all the rest are from around there.

I don't know if I mentioned it before, but I usually think of goths as not too bright. Since I have naturally black hair, I have to wonder about someone who colors their hair black.

That comment has just rendered you the stupidest man alive Wampus...I hope you aren't serious...

No, the title 'stupidest man alive' goes to the northern middle-aged man who sat next to me in queue when waiting to give blood. He made polite conversation with me, and in passing happened to say 'You know, I've been giving blood for 10 years and not once have I seen one ethnic minority give blood. What does that tell you?'.

I'm so glad that I've learnt self restraint, I really am.

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