h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Merry merry christmas my dear friend!

Whats wrong with that friggin smiley?

works for me! Practice my dear! It's all in the wrist you know...watch! and here erm bein' carried away...

Hows life real or otherwise?

There's a lot of mulled wine sloshing round in the streets these days, the fumes inducing outbursts of Christmas carrols. Weird!

What was that about lavender anyway?

Halloos Kitten!

Yes it is I, she who wanders in the dark looking for the light switch and lamenting cold tiles!

Indeed, the little scythe type person you did your good self herself ask to join.


I am as lost as to what to do or what it all means or how it works still.

Please do advise ee me *S*

Oh there you are, i just shot of a mail tellin you to do what you did just now. Just let me know what i can help you with. In time you'll find it perfectly easy, so don't you panic!

absolutely couldnt agree more ! All friends here what even if some people dont seem that keen to stand a fellowess a drink very often..

I say may we ne'er lack a bottle and a friend to drink it with! Check that, wot's ONE bottle!

He who has not known wine woman and song has not known life, or so said old Martin Luther King.

I will agree with him on at least two of those three!

Good oh! Not only have I figured out how to use messages but found one old friend and had the good luck to I hope meet yet another.

Most gra oo vey!

Are there or is there an instant Im panel or chat pit my dear and most purfect company?

*Turns to Lady Lowena*

Oh please forgive me! Our dearest friend the eternal Kitten has told me that without knowing I blundered into a conversation that you yourself dear and benevolent Lady had begun.

However, as I am also told that you are a magnificent and magnanimous woman, and as such hope that you do not think me too rude or unfriendly.

*presents large magnum of the eternal beverage and bows*

i said you're entitled to barge in on any conversation here at h2g2, in fact it's expectit of you. Idn't that so lady Lowy?

Us Brits do barging ... ahh, is that the beverage I like so much ? Oh good *snaffles several bottles*

Ah ha I think I am starting to get a compass on this...
I think that is LOL!*S*

But dear and most wonderous company how ever do I get the smileys you both have? hmmm I lookee upon my weee pagee and I find nothing!

I am as lost as Sir Les Patterson in an Art Gallery!

do it like this *biggrin* *evilgrin* but put in <> so ist comes the usual smileys do work like this ;*-), :*-)

Ok well lets give it a wee go shall we? Yes I think I shall *S*

Right*does up karate belt*(bigevilgrin)(kitten) now the last one is just another test of this new inovation!(star)

LOLROF Ohh my Gods what ever are we going to do with Mythi!
Right now back to the Harry Potter skills as instructed

Not bad, not bad. You didn't manage any of the smileys i gave you instructions about, but you did manage a star, about i which i didn't give advice, so what's that telling us?