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Hi OWLatron,

long LONG time TOO long!

this is true, flattery doesnt get you anywhere, infact the nicer a guy is the more i walk all over him or take advantage lmao have more respect for people who stand up to me (unlike you eh head lol)

hope your well its been ages, now on pc found other sites where the hosts are less friendlier than the h2 police

if you got msn ill keep in touch more often

oi head,

i saw that, behave im a damn site younger than you, got all my own teeth and hair so shut it you henpecked fishwife really? getting in my absence! soon knock that out of you

yeah i am on msn guess what my name is ??




god your good yup owlatron what a surpise lol

how ya been then ?

andy

IV,,,So u got parole then from that nut house ??...errrrm,serious now,if u got any contacts in Burnley,let me know plz,,my eldest lad wants to get in touch wiv a lass he knows but has had his moby nicked & has lost the number

Hi OWLatron,

would that be msn or hotmail?? not that good had to read your post twice before i got what you meant lol im very well cheers OWLatron, things are going very well, though a couple of points could pick up on but other than them alls good how about yourself??

Boriyani,

your still a but im sorry for your son, thats bad luck!! did you go up there and threaten the little 's?? (theres a lot to be said for revenge you know, dark ally, get the 's on there own and leave the rest to your imagination, mines to graphic for the 's to cope with lol) its possible i could help but dont hold your breath, if you know her 1st name and surname, email it to me, see what i can do...

oh and no didnt get parole, im still on the run they havent caught me yet lol

im on both msn and hotmail


andy

IV,,I'll email ya some details...

Evening OWLatron,

your on both?? hmm suppose with your harem of OWLatron fans you didnt have enough room on 1 eh?? lol
ok ill pop up in your inbox soon as i remember

details head??

ok if thats what you want to call it lol msg recieved over

lol harem me nah you got me mixed up wiv sumone else guv


andy

oh i dont think so OWLatron, ive seen you PS, theres definately a harem on there, i mean what are you?? a pimp?? lmao


oh by the way i added you but you never said you never used it ffs lol

damn youve found out my job

was it supposed to be a secret OWLatron?? oops ahh well better out than in as peole say after theyve tasted my cooking actually im a very good cook, its just the 1's i dont like that i put the arsenic in hmm wonder where the h2 police are? they may be hungry llf

hope you and yours are well pimp

always well and im sure the h2 police are starvin hun wanna hand cooking i used to be a chef


andy

wow ACE's look like busy people

he he looks can be decieving lol

andy

holy deceptions batman!

Yeah i know what you mean

aye

hi boriyani, insecure vampy and owla-relegation how are you all