h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Welcome to h2g2, I hope you're having a pleasant time?

Now, I'm Em, I'm Angel and it's part of my duty to welcome you to the neighbourhood

Now you can reach me via U129266 (this will also tell you about me)

but instead of telling you a bunch of URL's and things here and now and overwhelming you, I'll give you my welcome page which should have some useful links A562303.

I hope that helps and I'll be here whenever you need help with something and the secret to h2g2 is just to have fun There's always someone interesting to talk to.

EmXX

[h2g2 researchers needed for Top 10 CD's @ A768567.]

I'm enjoying myself on h2g2.
I thought you've already welcomed me, Em. What do u mean, Angel?
I'll go to those pages later, I think.
Thankyou very much.

Hilarious Joke

[What's involved in this top ten Cd thing?]

An Angel or GA (Guardian Angel) is someone who watches over other people on h2g2. So if you wanted a GA to look after you you could ask at the GA request forum or ask me and you'd be that persons Guardee

I'm the PS of Lucky Charms (often found in teh GA drop down list as Halo which was my orginal user name.)


the top ten thing is basically you go to the page, and tell me your top ten CD's the artist and the track you like most, don't worry nothng sinister.

And it was Emmily who welcomed you as well, I'm just little Em (Emily) confusing but there's often more than one user with a certain name, so pay attention to extras like I had an add currrently but most of the time I have Em - Keeper of the Lost Art of 10 minute Acts in Place of a Two Word Explanation and PS of Lucky Charms. others will have ACE (Assistant Community Editor) which I've recently signed back up for, or some will have Guru or Sub Editor or other things

There are links for all the h2g2 groups on my welcome page

Are you many people's Guardian Angel? Do you have a Guardian Angel? How do they watch over you? Sorry about all the questions .
I'm sorry, what's PS?
I've added to the top ten.
By the way, I like your welcome page.

I'm peoples GA, but three of them are barely online.

I used to have a GA called Mike, who I still talk to but I'm not sure I'm his Guardee anymore because he went offline or something, anyway the watch over you by just being around, you look them up when you need help and they'll help you out

A PS is a Patron Saint

Hope that helped

Thankyou for that.
Where do you get all these lengthy titles?
How many people are you GA for?
How often do you get on to this site?

On my welcome page there's a link to all the h2g2 clubs, sign up and you'll get a big long title...I have two, PS of Lucky Chamrs and Keeper of the lost art of the ten minute mime act in replace of a 2 word explanation...or somethinh like that, I can never remember exactly when it's not written down

I'm GA for 4 people, but three are barely ever online whereas I am online nearly everyday.

The Boredom of summer holidays

What do you do in these clubs?
What clubs are you in?
I don't think summer holidays are boring!
Don't you think they are better then that scary place we go to learn?

I'm an Angel, a Keeper and soon to be an ACE again

Quiet fancy going to be a Guru or a Sub Ed but haven't got the guts

my holidays are only boring because there's no one around and it's been raining most of it so far,

That's pretty impressive!
What do you mean by ACE "again"?
I think you would make a good guru.
What would be involved in being a sub ed.?
It hasn't rained at all during my holidays! Where is everyone?

Well it's been tipping here all yesterday and all today so far, my ceiling and wall are leaking and I am currently a very p**sed off little gal for that reason the fact that all the painting I did the first week is peeling off and buldging and it's still raining

I currently hate Scotland...and the country of my origin and God obviously hate me

An ACE is a Assistant Community Editor

I dunno what a Guru does.

A Sub Ed helps to edit things in Peer Review.

How come your walls and ceiling is leaking? Don't worry, I'm sure everything will be ok .
You can't help the weather. Is that the only reason you hate Scotland? Where is the country of your birth? I'm sure God doesn't hate you. I'm sure things will get better.
Isn't it hard being an ACE?
A Guru is like an expert on h2g2, and answers any questions researchers may ask.
What's Peer Review?

My walls and ceiling aren't leaking anymore, woohoo, luckily and it was because my dad hadn't cleared the gutters well enough and water was getting under the tiles.

No i love rain and I love Scotland, I just don't like it when my room leaks.

The country of my birth is Scotland

Being an ACE isn't hard, as long as you're prepared to welcome Newbies and give advice, I already do that and the only reason I had my badge taken away was because my exams weere on I wasn't online and wasn't replying to Abi's requests for people to say if they still wanted to be ACE's.

I fancy being a Guru, but I'm not sure how good I'd be.

Peer Review is where you submitted guide entries go to be edited befre they're placed in the edited guide I put my first in on Thursday, a guide entry on Shakespeare, which is getting really really good feedback, and which I was totally not expecting.

if you're worried about joining clubs and having too much responsiblity to start off with go and join the Keepers and ask to be an Angel, Keepers you get to be the Keeper of anything you want, I'm
the Keeper of the Lost Art of 10 minute Acts in Place of a Two Word Explanation, because I do that from time to time when I can't remember what I'm talking about...not so much now

Angels are people who look after their Guardee's, I'm Patron Saint of Lucky Charms, (in the dropdown list look for Halo) now you can either request a Guardian Angel (GA) from the general populus or request an Angel you already know, and they'll look after you

See, I told you it would be alright! It must have been that .
I love rain too. I've never been to Scotland though.
My country of birth is Australia.
That's a shame, but you are an ACE now, right?
You would be a good guru! The only thing is it seems like you would be busy!
What is that doing here? Tell me when your entry gets published. Is it just generally about Shakespeare's life?
What do you have to do as a Keeper, to remain worthy of that title?
I don't think I need a GA.

Well tell me if you ever do need a GA because I'm always here.

I'm not an ACE right now but soon will be.

I dunno if I'd make a good guru...I don't think I know enough.

Ahh teh I was trying to give the a rest but now I'eve become attached to it.

It's about the Life, times and works of Shakespeare, and I'll drop you a line when it's through Peer Review.

You don't have to do anything to keep your Keepers title, it's just yours but personally I babble to keep mine

Thanks for the offer of being a GA.
When are you going to be an ACE?
From what I have heard, you would be a great Guru. Sorry I haven't replied to this message for so long.
I prefer the rather than the .
What's about the life, times and works of Shakespeare?
Am I a keeper? That looks a touch too evil for me.

Thanks for the offer of being a GA.
When are you going to be an ACE?
From what I have heard, you would be a great Guru. Sorry I haven't replied to this message for so long.
I prefer the rather than the .
What's about the life, times and works of Shakespeare?
Am I a keeper? That looks a touch too evil for me.

I've become an ACE and a Subeditor since we last talked. And although I appled to be a Guru nothing's come of it yet.


My Shakespeare entry is in the edited guide now


Have you applied to be a keeper?

Congratulations on becoming an ACE and a sub-editor! I think they might be offering 'Guru' jobs to people that don't have as many jobs as you.

What is the title of your Shakespeare entry?

I haven't applied to be a keeper.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A795602