h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello. I am Teaserman. I am in the process of buzzing every forum in the H2G2 universe. Buzz. Thank you.

Do you prefer "Haze" or "Haze, just Haze."?

I prefer peanut butter

I prefer Haze in the nude, and slightly sober...

As long as it's slightly

Drunk, I mean. I'm happy to nude up at the drop of a hat.

Oh dear... whatever have I gotten myself into!??

haze, hey, just droppin in on this conversation for a second. just to mention a "slight" word for word similarity between your blackburn rovers entry and mine. discuss.

I'm subbing it. Not stealing it.

You know, this Teaserman hasn't buzzed me yet... hermmm.... some people come out with SUCH great ambitions.... and then do only a half-assed job...

As opposed to my half-arsed ambitions and quarter-arsed job. I mean, I've only dropped a quarter of an arse, not a whole half. That's like an entire cheek.

Maybe he's working backwards from 'Z', so Haze is before Dragonfly.

Excuses, excuses, from one half-asser to another!!!

Hey! Together, we're a whole arse!

That must mean that the international date line is actually a crack...

I'm going to stop myself now before I take this too far.

How was Jesse's trip?

HUMFPH!!! Jesse's trip was lovely... aside from bathrooms and the fact that most of the girls were conceeded snots....

He got to go to a nude beach...

"Everyone has a few free hours... meet here at ____"

OK!!! So Jesse goes to the nude beach!!! I'm so proud of him!!! He's learning... or maybe, just following the same path most every guy takes in their life at one low point or another....

Cheese. Cheese is the key. Especially when it comes to SUPER NACHOS!!!!

I wonder if there's a nude beach in bendigo...

Probably not, the ocean's two hours away. They tell me that Bendigo is central to everything. Two hours from the sea, two from the snow, two from the riverina, two from the next state.

I don't think it's central. I think it's just two hours FROM anything.

Two and a half from the nude beach at Torquay

SOME of us CHOOSE a string of low points.

It doesn't sound central to anything!!! That's all just an excuse so people think they are special, being stuck in that shithole....

Oh!!!

Sorry....

No really, that's OK.

I'm back in Melbourne for the night and it STINKS! Smelly people everywhere. Pwohhh!

It's not a shithole, but it's only two hours from one if that's where you want to go.

I bet everything is only 2 hours from what you want... if you look at it the right way, and if you aren't in the middle of the ocean...

MAN!!!

I drank my Mountain Dew too fast!! AGAIN!!! I hate that!!! :P

"Write the bad things that are done to you in the sand, but write the good things that happen to you on a piece of marble"-- Arabian Wisdom

I actually don't mind it at all. At least it gives you some perspective, leaving somewhere and then coming back again, i mean. I've got friends that just stay in Melbourne all the time and have no interest in going anywhere else. Either that or they're a bit too frightened of leaving their comfort zone. I can't wait to get out of mine and feel a bit nervous about making new friends, getting in trouble with new girls, worming my way into a new social structure, dealing with stuff that I haven't dealt with before and most importantly, having to learn a lot about a lot in no time at all.

What's life without a bit of fear and anxiety? But I think it's over already... I've settled into Bendigo without a hitch (so far). I NEED SOME PROBLEMS. Something to make the heart go a bit faster. I need to f**k up a bit. Maybe I'll get drunk. That usually does the trick...





Burp some Dew burps for me...

Going to work nude might get you into trouble....

ah!! But is it cold where you are!?? Hermmmm....

Now let's see about your fear and anxiety beliefs... If I quit my job, that will result with both fear and anxiety. You know, Jo, my guitar teacher, often says, "You haven't quit your job to go out on the road!??" The woman just adds fuel to the fire.

I love my RINGO hat. It is a GREAT hat. Possibly the GREATEST hat ever!!!! I think I might wear it to work. Not a regulation hat... but back in the bakery, temporary helpers can wear WHATEVER DAMN HAT THEY CHOOSE!!! Damn them!!!!

Leaving somewhere and then returning does give you perspective. Can't wait til I move out of this dinky place and into my own dinky place.... and get all cozy with someone.... then we'll come back to Parker and be amazed. Yeah. Or he'll be really bored, because he never lived in Parker and doesn't really care and only married me for my good-looks, talent, and money!!!! DAMMIT!!!

I want another Dew... and I know I will never get any sleep... but how CAN I sleep after RINGO!???

You know, if YOU come to Parker, you will be FAAARRRR from your comfort zone...