h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

really worried, Bunnyfrog is not competing with himself

Hmm... it's enough to bring on an attack of the Latimer Roads.

Oh my el D strikes with the applomb of a plum pudding!
So, my clue was actually Royal Oak, but to save the ache of breakyness I shall provide another.

"Triptrapping of unwary rabbits by the small waterway"

Plum pudding is as plum pudding does, or so I am led to believe.

Meanwhile, pursuing ones peregrinations by way of the Central Line, one comes, inevitably, upon ....

Snaresbrook

And, by the by, I find myself wondering about a seaside excavation which leads inexplicably to a main thoroughfare.

Doubtless I shall be enlightened.

There is a movement on the Lily Pond, is that a bunnyfrog peeping out

By jove I do believe you're right!

*the wind whispers something about Camden Town*

The wind plays well! Is it a woodwind, perhaps an oboe?

Though someone forgot the diagonals in his enthusiasm, opening out for a quick Seven Sisters.

What is wrong with you? You cant Sister on a diagonal, you rank amateur. Dollis, Finsbury or Kings are all available, but Sistering? For shame!

You are kidding right? How can you suggest that I am an amateur after I taught you everything that you have forgotten? You baseless and foul beast of perdition!
I CAN bloody well Sister it, you forgot to take in that Smiths varient is always in play when Goodge AND green tokens have been invoked in the same span.

I am going to hit you when I see you if you keep that up. Right on the noggin!
No, Smith doesnt apply here you cretin, because the standard circle has already been used up and Nip has been retroactively applied. For pities sake, even Nash knew better than to claim a double when blatently a treble could be employed!

Age is not the same as seniority you senile old souse! Id be too ashamed to punch you back because I'd break something in my raging enthusiasm to make you see sense the hard way!

Look, if you are going to be so c**king annoying about it, bloody King's bloody Cross. Alright?

Fine, whatever, just dont let the neighbours see.

King's Cross it is, someone else have a go, Im getting sick of looking at that idiots writing.

OK, here's another idiot's writing...

Heathrow T5

Well, you did ask for it.

Mornington Crescent?

wasn't there a game named 'Mornington Crescent'? ....

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