h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Let's See Weather We Can All Remeber
Our Children's Nursary song's,
If you Don't get any right
We are all Not Brain Boxes you Know

Little Tommy Tucker, sing for your supper.
What shall he sing for
White bread and butter.
How shall he cut it without any Knife
How shall he marry without any wife

Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white as snow,
And every where that Mary went
The lamb was sure to go

humpty dumpty sat on a wall
humpty dumty had a great fall
all the kings horses and all the kings men
couldnt put humpty together again

Hickory dickory dock,
the mouse ran up the clock,
the clock struck one,
the mouse ran down,
hickory dickory dock.

hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle
the cow jump over the moon
the little dog laugh to see such fun
and the dish ran away with the spoon

Sorry i can't say black on this, cos it's classed as being racist so i am putting in white

Baa baa white sheep
Have you any wool
Yes sir yes sir
3 bags full
1 for the master
1 for the dame
And 1 for the little boy
Who lives down the lane.

am not sure on this 1 but i'll try try lmao

little miss muffet sat on her tuffet
eating her curds and way
then came down a spider and sat down beside her and frightened miss muffet away

Well Martin you got it right.

Twinkle twinkle little star
How i wonder what you are
Up above the world so high
Like ake a diamond
In the sky
Twinkle twinkle little star
How i wonder what you are.

the sailor went to sea sea sea
to see what he could see see see
and all that he could see see see
was the bottom of the deap blue sea sea sea

Humpty Dumpty Sat On a Wall
Humpty Dumpty Had a Grat Fall
All The king's horses and all The king's men Couldn't Put Humpty Together again

Ding Dong Bell PussyFell Down a Well who Let him fall It was little tiny tim who pulled pussyout It was Tiny tim


How much is that in the window the one with the fluffy white tail
woof woof how much is thatin the window i do hope he is for sale woof woof
I've 4got the rest any body help me out here?

1.2.3.4.5 once i caught a alive
6.7.8.9.10 then i let it go again
why did you let it go? cause it bit my finger so

3 Blinds See How They
They all ran after the farmers wife who cut off there tails with a carving knife 3 Blind mices

sea shells sea shells on the sea shore

dunno anymore

Ring a Ring a es a Pockect Full Of Posies A tissue a Tissue We all Fall down ashes in the watr ashes in the sea we all jump up with a 1 2 3


1 2 3 Me mother caught a flea she put it in the tea pot and made a cup ofThe flea jumped out me mother gave a shout here comes me granddad with his shirt hanging out


8 Little ducks went swimming one day over the hills and far away mother Duck went quck quck quck and 7 Little ducks came swimming back Till she ended up with no little ducks.


Jack n jill
went up the hill
to fetch a pale of water
jack fell down and broke his Crown and jill went Tumbling after

goooooooodood forgot about jack and and jill

I can't remeber how meny green bottles there was do you know if you do you can do that one


1 2 3 rat a tat tat 4 5 6 rat a tat tat 7 8 9 the rat turned into a
not a tat a tat 10 11 12 theflew away 13 14 15 the rat returned to play.

you know full well there was an 100 g green bottles and i havent got all all day to do it

s her head off There has never been 100 green bottles It was 10 green bottles me grandfather laughing his head off here he said hello

Now be polite to me grandfather he a good man.