h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What Do you Call a Pig With no
Ear's?
A pork Pie That Can't Hear

If any my Friend's know any Boss joke's Leave us a Mesg with the Rude or Funny joke's you know.

I want to say a Big Thankyou To Ant for all your Help and Support This past couple of week's

Hi Hilary



What are you like?
Sorry but i havent got any jokes just yet, but i will get some i promise lol

xx*NATS*xx

no probs hun

Hi Ant again lol



I seem to be following you around like a stalker lol
Everywhere i go you are there, at the threads i have been to lol
I'm off again lmao
Take care
xx*NATS*xx

Hello Ant
Are but You have helped me alot this past couple of weeks' If it wasn't for you I'd have Gone insane

Hello Nat
I am fine thankyou and how are you sorry To say I don't give my home details out on Here only in email But i have been Told not give It out My Cousin Conal is on here And Told me not to give it out on here as that could be watching us now

spk soon take care
s

Hi Hilary



Could you email me with it then hun, that's if you don't mind.
How are you today?
I dont know whats wrong with me today, i just feel like trash
I have just been on the phone to Stuey, and even he said i didn't sound right.
Oh well i will buck up eventually hopefully.
Anyway you take care cos i care
Love going your way.
xx*NATS*xx

Hiya Nats hun How are you? i,m fine i have a joke for you whats the difference between men and toilets?
answer nothing they are both full of ****! anyway i hope you like the joke and i look forward to hearing from you soon

GRIFTER GAL
ps i have another for you two waking down the road, one says you go on i,ll ketchup with you later!

Hi hun




What are you like hey?
You are getting as bad as me lol
How are you today?
I am feeling a little low todaym and i don't know why.
I put on a front before to my neighbour, pretending that i was happy, but i'm not
Thanx for the that was very thoughtful of you.
I have giving you back, but i would like to give you another so here it is
Some men are full of S**t anyway, i wouldn't argue with that.
The reason why some men are full of s**t, is bcos i got beaten up by one, and i had to have an op to get my rib taken out, because it was unrepairable
I also got R***d 10 year ago, and now i am on my gaurd now.
But i am happy now with my bloke from Kent, we are to be wed on his birthday on December 2nd 2005.
I really love him badly and he with me.
Anyway thanx for cheering me up a little it was nice.
I am off out now to get milk, so i most probably hear from you real soon.
Take care cos i care
Love going your way.
xx*NATS*xx

Hi Nat
I'm Feeling just like you are veryand Down in the dump's myself Even my Mum Said i Looked Strange Maybe it's this Weather It's Cold Then Hot I Been All Tears Today as well
Yeah I'll email it to you
I haven't Got youraddy
Take care
Spk soon
s
Princess-Of-Hearts-

Gal
Them joke's are Sound Very funny
How's you Today Hope your well
Well i'll spk to you soon
Take care
s

Hi Hilary



I am sure i have emailed you hun mmmmm now i'm confused aswell down in the dumps
I woke up like this and i don't like it.
I have more poetry on my page, if you care to take a look, and i hope you like them aswell.
I think it's been a lovely day today, cos i even walked the shops.
I tried to get the depression away by walking aswell, but it never went
What are we like hey?, i feel like a moaning minnie
Anyway i am off for now, cos i want to see whos on line, then after i have done that i'm going to have a bath, then make a start on the dinner.
So you take care cos i care
Lots of love.
xx*NATS*xx

hello hello whats the difference between yoome2 and saddam hussain 1s gone away the other is still here unfortunatley

You are mad Martin lol
Just looking to see who posted.
I'm >>>>>>> c/ya l8er
xx*NATS*xx

s Yo Martin That was Funny Tell us some More!


Nat
I'm confussed to I haven't Had any Email's Off you Yet Strange That is I've just Checked As well
I better Get off Here MyselfI gotta sort The Dinner Out I'm haven Salad I'll End Up Looking Like a soon lol
Take care spk soon
Yeah I'll have a Gander at your Poetry
s

Hi Hilary



That email went awol i think lol
I am sure i sent you one, but if you didn't get it, i wonder who did
I still havent had me dinner, cos our Alan is in the bath.
I am going to put more poems up tomorrow if i get the chance.
I have got loads, so watch out for them
Oh my goodness hes getting out the bath, about time i say lol
Anyway i am going once again, so if i dont hear from you l8er i will catch you tomorrow
I will email you l8er aswell.
You take care now
Lots of love going your way.
xx*NATS*xx

Hi Nat
Yeah I know what you mean There i Have been Brought Up with Men in The familyI mean I the only Girl on my Dad's side Family and When i go On my Travel's to Visit them They take hour's to get Dressed lol

Anyway catch yeah later
I'm off out B4For Last Order's
To get Blitzed
Take care
s

Hi Hilary



It looks like we are following each other around here
Where did you go for last orders hun?
I wish i could go out, cosit's boring when your on your own.
Espcially when your other half gets off the phone
Oh i am such a baby today.
I have 2 sisters and 1 brother, did have 2 but he passed away 3 years January gone.
But now i have the best bro, a girl called ever ask for, and his name is Jonathan who i love dearly.
Anyway hun, i'm going to catch up with my ppostings.
So you take care cos i care
Lots of love going your way.
xx*NATZ*xx

Nat
Hi I went To The swift and Got a Carry out
I have 4 brother's but the other 3 died I have 1 younger brother Edward Sinse he was Born he was Born with The Letter T on his forehead T spell's Trouble
I wish i had sister's It's no good when there's all male's But on my Mum's side well the are loads of women strange That is.

I going out Tomorrow Night
Going to hit Town First
with me 2 friend's can't waite
I getting up early so i can Go shopping Get Some new cloth's

How are you feeling now?

I feel a little Bit Happy But still I feel
I don't know what's the matter with me At all.

Take care
spk soon
s

Hi hun



What are we like hey with our familys?
I guess you can pick your friends and not your family, it's a pity though isn't it.
I am that you lost your brothers i am truly.
I know what it feels like losing a memebr of your family.
I have lost all together in the space of nearly 8 years 10 members of my family, and most of them was throuhj cancer.
Anyway i will let you go and hope to speak tomorrow before you go out.
So you take care
Lots of love going your way.
xx*NATS*xx

Hi everyone
What do lady sheep call there coats?
Ewe-niforms
lol

First sheep: Baa
Second sheep: Moo
First sheep What do you mean "Moo"?
Second sheep I'm Learning A foreign Language.

What do you call a cat thats swallowed a duck ?
A duck filled fatty puss.

Well That's me Done lol

Hi nats
I know waht you mean I've lost 12 family members to the same thing But 1 my family member had TB I miss them But i know there all watching me from above
Take care
spk soon
s

Hi Hilary



You never mentioned about the email.
The jokes were by the way.
What have you been up to since the last time we spoke?
Have you been up to anything interesting?
Stuey says hi by the way, i am on the phone to him now.
Losing someone you love is very hard, but the pain will heal in it's own time.
I believe that my relatives are looking down on me, with all their love.
I'm i have took so long to get back to you, but i had to go the shop to get cat food.
Oh well i will go for now, and hope to hear from you soon.
So you take care aswell
Love going your way.
xx*NATS*xx