h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Well, that's as may be, where did my badger go?

In my wig

I think you mean it *is* your wig.

I'm in Fife too!
The editors at the guide have seen fit to put two researchers into the Fife area!
Just what kind of shady going's on are hidden by the leafy green innocent facade of our little shire, what's so important that it needs the two of us?
Strange!
Anyway; I think the only way to come to a half way useful solution is to drink vast quantities of fermented vegetable products and consume at least three packets of peanuts (just in case we lose some salt along the way).
;o)

I thought shady goings on was what Fife excelled in! Beer is good, pubs in St Andrews are pretty good (though not all).
Peanuts make my head explode so I'll have to ask for some Branaghan's original instead.