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whambamboo (Muse of Suddenly Thinking Of Tremendously Inspiring Haikus, Possibly About Lotus Flowers) Started conversation Sep 30, 2000
sporks are the one great invention in this world I truely worship (apart from tv) the spork should be made a compulsory insrument in school cafeterias and university cafeterias evrywhere
praise the SPORK
bye
x whambamboo x
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Amanda Posted Oct 8, 2000
I personally view sporks as both sad and wonderful aspects of ourselves as a species; only we could come up with a device that eliminates that pesky "stab or spoon?" dillema, thus sparing us that extra .06 seconds from plate to mouth.
The difference between us and the beasts, methinks. 
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whambamboo (Muse of Suddenly Thinking Of Tremendously Inspiring Haikus, Possibly About Lotus Flowers) Posted Oct 8, 2000
Well, yes and no. The difference between us and beasts is that we dont lick our own genitalia. Well, I dont anyway.
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Amanda Posted Oct 8, 2000
Right. And butt sniffing is TOTALLY out of the question. For some of us, anyway.
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whambamboo (Muse of Suddenly Thinking Of Tremendously Inspiring Haikus, Possibly About Lotus Flowers) Posted Oct 9, 2000
yuk
but how true, some people like that sort of thing! (I dont know anyone like that tho)
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Amanda Posted Oct 12, 2000
If we were invaded by aliens today, do you think they'd judge us harshly for activities like Midget Tossing?
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whambamboo (Muse of Suddenly Thinking Of Tremendously Inspiring Haikus, Possibly About Lotus Flowers) Posted Oct 16, 2000
No. They probably have things like that, just more kind of Xalian Zark tossing, you know that kind of thing... Or maybe they are a really peacful race, then they come to earth, discover Bill Clinton and go mad and on a war rampage.. (sorry if you are american and you like him, I dont)
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- 1: whambamboo (Muse of Suddenly Thinking Of Tremendously Inspiring Haikus, Possibly About Lotus Flowers) (Sep 30, 2000)
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