h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

He'll be the death of me yet.

Actually, he's been so obnoxious for the last week or two, I'm considering making myself a nice pair of furry slippers.

Lynx, the newest addition to the Lair s, wakes up in the wee hours almost every morning and starts to court upon me. I'm not thrilled. He looks very insulted and wronged when I lift him away. Hopefully he'll soon understand that he is neutered and not supposed to court upon ladies, especially not human ones...

Yes, I hope he'll figure it out soon!

Herman's latest thing is to make heaps of noise while we're sleeping, and to demand non-stop, undivided attention the rest of the time.

You mean you're not *giving* him undivided attention? Shame on you!

Hey, I need to sleep, eat, and bathe sometimes. It's hard to do any of those when there's a cat climbing on and/or yowling at you. The little brat.