h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

the things we want to say but can't,........ cos we really need the stupid sodden money............




ing bosses who the ing sod do they think they are anyway?

do we not have lives?

I AM NOT A NUMBER

I do ave a life outside of work you know, you stupid little I am not here just for the fun of it, you son of a piece of metal, strangely shaped like a gun, I am here because you pay me not because I like spending all my time away from my family .
Get your act together and order enough ing boxes, ahead of time, so I can do me job and not wait around a freezing ing factory, till you get your act together. I do have a home to go to, you know !!!!!!


















what I wanted to say, but couldn't, cos I need the ing job


so lets just go for it

Bosses

Bosses are a lower form of creature best avoided. I have two at the moment. One pretends to be nice and lies. One doesn't even bother to pretend to care or have a single "people skill" and seems to think he is cute although he looks like troll bait.

And I need the job.

I think they are getting worse and worse every single year. We need to rid the world of these people. Send them to an island where they can all boss each other around until they achieve a boss king and then see how they all suffer. It would make a terrific reality show.

yes it would, watch them all blame everyone else for everything that goes wrong

and no one's allowed to be voted off the island!

and each week one gets demoted back to worker level, and has to do the others biddingwatch them scramble to cover their bums, so they don't get demoted!

Well I do need a new job now because those icky liar criminal bosses fired me. Maybe it was too obvious that I did not believe them - or like them. Where is my poler face? I don't have one. How can I get my outspoken honesty to just clam up???

But they were so horrid that I am more glad than sad. If I had no bills, I'd be throwing an absolute party.

Rats!