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Mu Beta Started conversation Sep 28, 2004
...Why I'm online when I should be teaching, I am currently suffering a rather nasty bout of food poisoning which managed to strike at the same time as an asthma attack last night. Bleah! 
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 28, 2004
Hmm, I find it worrying that the man we trust with The Post Recipe has been struck down by food poisoning...
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Danny B Posted Sep 28, 2004
Ouch 
Can't believe you'd choose h2g2 over daytime TV... 
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Mu Beta Posted Sep 28, 2004
Yes...I think Mr Ming's chippy may have been responsible.
Perhaps I should have thought more carefully about his name before buying the battered sausage.
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 28, 2004
You've forgotten two keys rules of take-away usage there:
A) If the take-away's name makes to wrinkle your nose, don't go there (ref. 'Nads' in Derby)
B) *Never* buy 'English' take-away food from a shop with a non-English name.
That's the second time I've known you to make that cock-up, you may the classic amateur's mistake of getting a burger from the Spice Hut in Burton.
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Mu Beta Posted Sep 28, 2004
In my defence, I was too ratted on that occasion to read the legend above the door, or work out the nationality of the owner.
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Mu Beta Posted Sep 28, 2004
That shouldn't make me feel any better, but it does. 
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 28, 2004
I'd steer clear if you suggests introducing you to his daughter.
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Mina Posted Sep 28, 2004
Did I ask before you'd written this entry?
Sorry to hear about your asthma. Nasty stinking thing it is. 
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted Sep 28, 2004
No, I was thinking more she might kidnap you and turn you into Sam L Jones.
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 28, 2004
Sure its the food poisening, rather than the e eighteen pints of vodka you drunk before the food?
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fords - number 1 all over heaven Posted Sep 28, 2004
Battered sausage...*snigger*
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Sep 28, 2004
I got a suspended sentence last time I battered a sausage
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