h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Maybe when cats contract it they get skinned and thats why there're so many ways to do it.

Skinning is a common fate. Some more intelligent cats also
find common phrases interesting. Unfortunately the cat who
overheard the phrase "There isn't room to swing a cat in here"
soon found itself being roped into a demonstration.

The cat that was roped into the demo of how to swing a cat, did they find there was a enough room to do so , or was a life lost?
Hopefully the cat still had a few of its nine lives to go.

The only cat I'm aware of who suffered permanent harm as a result of curiosity was Shroedinger's cat..."I wonder what's in this box..."

By using the Heisenberg Uncertainty relation applied to perfection (See entry - 'Perfection') we know that since we cannot tell whether Schrödinger's cat is dead or alive until we open the box, it is perfect in whatever state it's in - perfectly dead, perfectly alive or perfectly neither!

According to the 'perfection' theory, if the cat is perfect, it must have vanished and gone to another dimension...I wonder what Shroedinger made of that!

See my home page for my cats entry (currently pending rejection).

Anyone not familiar with Schrödinger's cat should consult the page 'Schrödinger's cat'.

This page seems to have achieved perfection and slipped from reality.
Either that or it encountered a boojum as opposed to a snark.

It's just a user page at the moment (P44722), although it has been put forward for rejection.

no it hasn't