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Cheese

Post 1

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Yellow.

Though sometimes not.


Cheese

Post 2

an apple tree

crayons are yellow. undeniably. unfathomably.
i agree fully.


Cheese

Post 3

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Ah, but crayons come in many different hues. Well, so does cheese, just not as much. It's a bit like phlegm in that respect.


Cheese

Post 4

an apple tree

WHY is there not a Cheese Rainbow, and WHY has there not been a television show made about it, and if there is abd has been, who on earth is doing their publicity?
pish


Cheese

Post 5

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

There was. It was called Rainbow, and had all this cheese everywhere. It must have been in a cheeseshop or something. There was a bloke who really liked cheese, and a big camp bear who ate cheese all the time, and a pink hippo called George, and a sort of rugby ball character and they both liked cheese too, and the program was about them all getting together and eating cheese and, and, and..... no. Wait a minute. There wasn't any cheese in Rainbow. Sorry.


Cheese

Post 6

an apple tree

trying to sway me with your far out stories and wacko claims, AY?
you can't keep the cheese in rainbow from me.
i WILL find it
it is merely a matter of time


Cheese

Post 7

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

Maybe some sort of prism to split the cheese into its component parts?


Cheese

Post 8

an apple tree

took the words right out of my mouth. i'm thinkin study, i'm thinkin all facets of cheese, i'm thinkin ONE plane.....one plane - genius


Cheese

Post 9

TechnicolorYawn (Patron Saint of the Morally Moribund)

We should ask Jenny about this. She knows more about cheese than either of us ever could.


Cheese

Post 10

an apple tree

right you are!
jenny?


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