h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

welcome to the wonderful world of h2g2!
don't worry about being a newbie here-there are lots of friendly folk on here that will help you out! and for any probs, there are the aces, gurus and some others that I don't remember the name of-sorry!
explore h2g2 and I'm sure you will find subjects that you are interested in!
and don't worry if you don't get an answer right away-someone will find you!
and my pet subject-the smileys double click on a smiley and you will be taken to the list of smileys! to get one in your conversations, press the < button, then no gap and then the word hotdog, then the> button and you'll get ! happy h2g2-ing!

thanx it nice to feel wanted
ian

you're welcome!
so-what sorta thing are you interested in?

I love astronomy,beer,gardening,and doing unmentionable things but not necessarily all at the same time.How about you?

I'd say Vodka, astronomy and gardening-I also love trashy tv like The Champions and Jason King-dont know about the un-mentionable stuff
have you joined the astronomy group on 'ere?
oh-and feel free to join my club for Bargain Hunt/David Dickinson--I dont know if you watch it or not, but I'm touting for members!

Hello Ian,
You're the 'sweeper of skys' are you? Could you do us a favour and sweep the area above my moose ranch (U168903), it's getting a bit smelly...
Cheers mate, have a !

no problem moose pal good as done.I thought I saw you the other night up at gretna green where I live,but it was probably another purple moose.
ian.thanks for the

golly-I thought I was the only one to have seen a purple moose-or it might hace been a pink elephant!

sorry I was slow getting back to you I have been carrying out a task far more important than sex eating breathing or even lurking.I have been making beer,wish I could give you one,perhaps I should rephrase that.oooooooeeerrrr sorry.

heeheheehehee
ah-home brew!
I used to make fabulous cider-with added sugar!
it was Lethal!
I gave a bottle each to my friends-didnt see them for a few days!

Im sadder than that.I make the Kamikazi stuff for myself I dont have any friends.By the way just the lady to help me.How and where do you get the smileys in the text when using guide ml.
sorry I didn't get back sooner i,m trying to do sumitt
wi ma page.
ian

oooh-crumbs!
GuideML- I don't touch it myself-I just stick to plain text and add the smileys for decoration!

I think you'll need an ace or guru for help with this one!

No problem love the smilies.Thanks for advice
ian

the code for a smiley in guide ml is:
<SMILEY TYPE="...insert smiley name here..."></SMILEY>
EG/ <SMILEY TYPE="reindeer"></SMILEY>

Cheers moose I'll have a go at that.
Ian mac.

hi ian, just got over here, anything you want help with i also am open to help

OK! Cheers