h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I, Chubby the Chihuahua, would like to apply for the seemingly still open position of Healer. But before I do, I have a question. Is a Knight able to choose a patronage and a colour, or is it one or the other. Thank you for your time.

Alas, healer was already taken and needs to be updated. For your second question, both, either or, anything works.

Great! Then I ask to be deemed the Dark Avocado Knight of Odd and Lost Socks

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We'll get on it!

Am I a Knight yet?

*Checks scroll*

Yup!

Torg will announce you, but you can still wander about the castle. We have an ongoing battle against the borg in my office, and we need reinforcements.

Why aren't I listed on the Castle Anthrax page. I am a knight, aren't I?

Yes, My apologies. Things have been a bit hectic.

Thanks.