h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I went out last Wednesday and had a very lovely evening, fantastic food, drink and company.
But once again my evening was thwarted by the curse of..

The crazy person findeth me!

Whenever I travel on any kind of public transport I ALWAYS get a crazy/smelly/drunk person who sits next to me! (Even if there are other seats available)

So to round my evening off I had a very in-depth conversation with Jesus about why the 'fairies' in his pocket wouldn't let him brush his teeth. I really didn't understand why in the end but he entertained me from London Victoria until Clapham Junction, where I was very happy to disembark! Is there anybody else that has fell foul to this curse????

hhaaaa hhhaaa you are exactly the same as me. i will sit on the bus with my daughter and every drunk and weirdo will come up tell me how cute she is , pinch her cheek (much to her and my digust) and tell me i am lucky then go on to tell me how much their own kids have let them down ha ha
annoying aint it!!!!

That used to happen to me when I took Harry on the bus!!

What you should say is something like.....

"yes, she is lovely but her mother gets really violent when her daughter is touched without her permission!"

I have moved many a crazy person with this!!!

I'm glad somebody else has experienced this, I thought it was just me who was cursed with the weirdo magnet!!

Genie x

lol oh yeah i get it all the time. my mum and hubby just usually laugh at me. I am unlucky though because my weirdos are usually colour blind, and even though my daughter is all in pink, they will sit and ask how old "he" is.
and my god if anything will put my back up its that lol

tracy xx

you poor thing!!!!

Hmmm... poor you

I am also a poor person whom is picked on by the weirdo's.. I finally sorted my problem by passing my driving test...
So now the only strange, smelly and dam right unusual people I seem to attract now are in the doctors, dentist...etc...
I am now working on that one too.....

Vicki

Oh yes!!

Many times I have had a person describe their nasty ailment in the doctors!! I once had a women describe how they dealt with her corns..... yuk!

My sister and I were fortuate enough to be told of a ladies grief with her tooth...How she had spent the whole day in the dental hospital...

Not what I care to hear while I am picking my fruit and veg in the supermarket...

There were no introductions...she just went straight for the full story...

Smiling insincerlely we managed to walk off...

She was in the next isle telling a poor shop worker...

Well.... little story to amuse you with...

Christmas drinking a few years ago.. Myself and a bunch of girlies hit the town...

Most dispersed by 11.00pm...two of us left in the pub wanting more...

We found a club to go to which shut at 2.00am.... still wanting more.... we decided to follow a bunch of bloke in a taxi to a lock in... dont know why..we were both stupidly drunk..I dont advise it at all...

On getting to the little seedy pub...we waited outside for someone to let us in...

The pub was littered with drunks falling about the place...and falling asleep...

My friend and I sat ourselves up the bar...After an hour or so I needed the toilet...

Got there to only discover my zip on my tight skirt had come undone...Still joined at the top, just gaping open...AHHHH...

So I was dead embarrassed I was wearing a thong which they would of all seen...had my back to them...

I grabbed my mate by the are and told her we had to go...

Not too bad you may think?

I dont know how long my shirt had been like that...The Club? The Pub before that?...

Vicki

He he he he

Done it myself...... unfortunately I was not wearing very attractive undies at the time!! Think Bridget Jones, comfy sloping around the house at the weekend undies!!

That has made me smile!

If you get a mo, pop it on the 'I can't believe I done that' journal so other poor souls can read it!!!!!

Genie x

How dare you talk about me like that.Noooooooooo seriously there was this nutter on the tele who had been killing loads of people in America as they do.Apparently he was doin' it because he wasn't well and when he asked God what he should do,God said it was the white stuff under his soap dish drying up his blood,and of course the only cure was killing people and drinking their blood.Obvious when you think about it....Have a nice day and watch out for the nutters!!!!!

Thanks Ian...... I shall enjoy walking home late at night now!!!

lol now that gave me a giggle for the d,

thanks ian

Hmmm.... I feel strangley uneased by the blood drinking mad man....

But I will now be throwing out all my bars of soap just in case...

Vicki

Me too.... Long live squirty handwash....

Well the house is now empty of all soap and it's scummy residue...eeewww...

Lets campaign for the squirty liquid...Yay!

No blood drinking and mass murdering for me!!!