h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I can't sleep..so im in the living room with the stolen duvet eating pringles with spicy salsa dip and contemplating whether to offer my services toanother party as i have left the monster ravingbadger party due to talk of witch burning or to stand for prez myself! hmmm decisions 'munch'

Þ

wassat?

the old english letter "thorn", it sounds like the "th" sound meaning that thorn is sometimes written Þorn

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I Þink Þat "Þ" is much under used and Þat any candidate who promised to promote Þe use of "Þ" would be going a long way to secure my vote.

We have no plans to burn Witchs! a malischous rumour if ever there was one! stay with teh MRBP and have a bright future as Vice Pressident!

Gnomon is supportive of the thorn: A695478

B

See, 2legs, I told you Sereph wouldn't approve of the witch burning (nor do I)

witch burning is not amongst our plans, nor manafesto pledges

So what about the second part of the plan then, the public hanging or executions ?

Vote rigging! vote rigging! I did not say those things! one of the other candidates clearly broke into my account and put those word down in my name! read our manafesto pledges! those are our determined aims for our first term in power

Well, I don't know yet who to vote for, so it will be a surprise

Vote for me and the MRBP please? pretty please? pretty pretty please? pretty pretty pretty please with choc on top ?

Awww, but then you're already king, and I'm your loyal vezier, don't you think that's sufficient ?

but I could be president too! as a loyal subject I would have thought you would be bound to vote for your King

Hey, being a loyal subject doesn't necessarily imply not having an oen opinion

Do you want to get pished and have the mother of all parties? Do you like life to be one long hootoo meet? Well vote for the Party Round My Place Party!

It's fascinating to see you all promising fun things