h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

'SQUEAK '

Ok, so it's not quite that bad, but its still damn annoying
Had quite a nice day to day though, Genie popped over with Ellie (those of you who came to Butlins should remember her)and it was lovely to see her especially as she was looking so well despite everything.
Poor Ged got to hide in the bedroom while we had a bit of a girly afternoon..we scare him can't possibly think why I blame J and her talk of tromboning and teabagging troubles

Speaking of Ged, he starts his new job (at bloody last) tomorrow it will be very odd to have the house all to myself all day again, so I may beginning stalking some of you for company mwahahahahahah

You know you can stalk me whenever you like! I know what you mean about the oddness of it all. Since Keir started school, I've wandered around the house feeling all forlorn.

Awww

My main concern is who'll let the hunky paramedics in if i have another funny turn n pass out must stay positive thugh..

Have you checked down the back of the sofa?

Just a thought.

RF

For a paramedic? He'd have to be a bit small

I think he meant your voice, hunny

You might find a stray, teensy, paramedic down there also

Replace a yale lock with one you can leave on a lever action door handle (you won't be able to lock yourself out either - you'll have to have your key with you to lock it )

Last time I was at Serephina & Ged's I thoroughly searched the sofa for paramedics, firemen, soldiers and Johnny Depp. My search was fruitless. I upgraded the sofa buy adding a geographical relocation device to ensure that all such people would end up in my room. I've had a good few months since.

You buggar! Give Serephina her paramedics back now

I can't! They're doing a pole dance!

Oi

You can borrow a couple if you like. Bombardier and Fireman? I'm still occupied with the Paramedic and Johnny Depp.

I need the paramedic more than you do..you can keep johnny though I'm bored with him now

Pass the JD this way please. I will exchange for an entire fleet of French ambulance drivers.

zdt

Sounds like a deal

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Or the fridge?

I'm not quite ld n senile enough to put things in the fridge by mistake yet

How exactly does one train to be a cad? why would you even want to?


The house is too quiet..Josh has gone off to school, Gedders off to his new job , so i'm all by myself with no one to torment..

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The training regime is highly secret and is only known to a chosen few...

As for why I'd want to: well, I'm a dirty minded bar-steward, a shocking flirt and am developing a taste for being well-dressed... so I thought, "why don't I combine the three"?

And what does Mrs Dreadful think about it

All that letching n womanising isn't likely to be populat at home

Mrs. D is entirely comfortable with me flirting, just as long as I don't take it any further.